RE: LADIES!!!!!

Too true, is far easier being friends....and thats why i prefer that approach now adays!!

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RE: LADIES!!!!!

I suppose i better get my thong ready, it's time to go to worrk at the strip joint and gay carwash.....god, i hate that job , but it pays the bills.

Even so, the pink lycra catsuit with the dodgy facemask is a bit over the top, espeacially for £5 an hour

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RE: has anybody ever had an out of body experience ? is it true ?...and whats the astral plane ?

Your right!!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Anyone who wants to read them will buy them!! I was trying to help him out!!

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RE: has anybody ever had an out of body experience ? is it true ?...and whats the astral plane ?

Gilly, whats the bloody point you already said your not interested, but if want me to tell you all about it, my hourly rate is a very reasonable £25 an hour.

If your not interested in the subject why the hell post and ask people about it?

It's a waste of my time, and yours and your not interested anyway!!

doh doh doh

Have a beer and study your film studies, far more productive!!

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RE: LADIES!!!!!

Far easier to pray for a lottery win!

I'm wary of women for just that reason, i don't like the idea of being used anymore, sadly!!

That said i don't judge all women the same....obviously.

I don't want to be "convenient", i don't want to be "a place to stay". or a "walking cashpoint machine"......ive had that before and i really don't want to go back there!!

Being used is horribleblushing

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RE: How is a guy to know...

Ply them with alcohol..when they loose motor function you know their more friendly, as they tell everyone they love them by then...either that or their sick in your laprolling on the floor laughing

RE: Only those with a warped sense of humor may enter here...

Thats the one!! And when he broke the rod in his garage, that made me fall about laughing...i think i got my copy from googlevideo...i think? I downloaded it, as its priceless.

There was one called human scratching post, where a bengal tiger attacks a man dressed up like a scratching post .....priceless

RE: Only those with a warped sense of humor may enter here...

I have a better one i downloaded....ita a man showing how to fish, he gets everything wrong including breaking his fishing rods....this one makes me really laugh...its especially good when he slams the boot of his car breaking the rods....i'll go find the video link!
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RE: BACK OFF BADGERS!

Maybe your just not reading the words, your assuming i'm angry.....that preconcieved at your end.

Its simple, it wont work, will cost too much and won't solve the problem....what more do i have to say?

I think i'll just give upfrustrated

RE: BACK OFF BADGERS!

No way!! I've seen the odd occasion of blue on blue....!!

Mind you we could use a loas of marines with nets to gt the badgers and deer out of here quick before the dopey politicians get the amercans to bomb the countryside for uslaugh

RE: BACK OFF BADGERS!

Yep. and a lot cheaper...and means farmers have to secure their feed and farming practices...thats the real issue.

Its running away from the real issue, so blame the badger....it doesnt have a pressure group and it doesnt vote.

Saves blaming the farmers for not securing their gain suppies and preventing the rats from getting there.

The farmers have votes, so best we pick on one species...and after all the public wont think much, after all they don't even riot when we put the tax upto 85% on fuel....

Looks like we'll have to kill all the deer next....

Maybe disney will save the deer???

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RE: BACK OFF BADGERS!

When you have experience of the type of people like PMLS Watford or deal with people at Porton Down then get back to me.

Anthrax is also natural, so is feline peritinitus...it occurs in the wild, the way governments work is to use consultants and experts to take the flack and be the person who stands up there to face the questions.

Avian flu if it becomes weaponised will if its ever released make an influenza breakout that killed millions seem like the common cold.

I'd suggest you look at the process and mechanism of the "notification of commicatable diseases" in the nhs, and ask yourself why its there....then say read a few books on say the manchurian candidate, which will tell you about tests the "government" did on the london underground!!

Then look at the aforementioned system above again, look at the experts and tell me you have faith in what someone tells you.

I could tell you stories that would make you not sleep for a week...

And not from a vet, not from a book, or some interview on googlevideo.

Trust me, dont believe all that you read or are told.....then again maybe you think Dr David Kelly slit his own wrists???

doh

RE: Whats The Worst Foreign Body

Nighty night dear.....check your pillow for dodgy hairs!!

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RE: BACK OFF BADGERS!

Find a case where badgers with tb have infected cattle, you simply wont...it doesnt happen!! The governments own chief scientific advisor has already admitted it......

The policy is insane....and i know happen to know people at the royal vetinary college,in fact i was offered a job there 2 years ago to upgrade their security!!

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RE: Whats The Worst Foreign Body

I think all their hearts give out? Something happens.....and i cant get any of them to go skiing either after i tell em my skiing story....i wonder why?

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Feel free to volunteer for the post of assistant muppet...i give you fair warning though, god help you

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RE: Whats The Worst Foreign Body

i'll see if i can scan my photos of when i was there, the ones from the golden triangle and me falling off an elephant are pretty good!!

The trouble i get myself inrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Whats The Worst Foreign Body

Just warm your hands

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RE: Whats The Worst Foreign Body

You know what to make em do from this point on dear, make em use a shaver to keep it all trimmed.

I'm house trained, broken in, and was nagged into doing things correctly!!

So one day i might even make a good housepet, i mean husbandlaugh

RE: age! why lie?

I'm harmless.....i could ruin the gag but i wont!!

Good natured and harmless, well ok, good nature ,harmless and an encoragable piss taker with a cruel streak as wide at the the dover channel.

Doesnt mean i'm not friendly though!!

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RE: BACK OFF BADGERS!

Badgers certainly dont spread disease to cattle...and any vet that says otherwise is a moron

RE: Wise words for the day..............

Hang on, i'll ask the nurse when i beg for another nice bedbathlaugh

RE: Wise words for the day..............

I have another one " never stick a straw up a ducks backside and blow if you don't want trouble"

What word describes you the best?

Luscious got my "demented" default word!!

"Hopeless" suits me well as along with "mad as a bag of ferrets"

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RE: Running the gambit

I have a tempoary solution, beer!!

Makes you feel happy, you can socialise, laugh, joke, and have fun without all the unnecessary rubbish of hoping someone will come along.

If they do they do, if they don't i can always keep harrasing Riya and Luscious an Euphorolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Don't worry....lifes to short for the heartache
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RE: if you could spend the night with someone who would it be

Dr Farouk al Baz.....i'd learn more in one more conversation than i had in the sum total of my life, and i know what i want to ask him....whats more ive met his wife and i was gutted i didnt meet him.Whats more his wife echoed what i suspected......

I suspect its the biggest dissapointment of my life, as it could easily been the most astonishing moment of my life.

doh

What word describes you the best?

We weren't discusing your hobbies yet, that's the next threadrolling on the floor laughing

RE: Veterans Day

Absolutely agree, i know exactly where your coming from...been there, done that had the t-shirt, sadly.
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RE: Why?

Ironically that will probably be the next woman i bump into and sleep with!

Mind you, i think i already dated her toothless sisterrolling on the floor laughing

RE: have you ever...

You seemed to like my naked juggling lama pictureslaugh

What word describes you the best?

Its far easier if i have it spelt it out for me, generally people are so busy crying or hitting the table or recovering from a laughter fit i don't know if they like me!!grin

Then again i do have my "dense moments"

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