RE: looking.

13 pages...is that a record? I'm already finding Russians homing in on me??? Do i look that much a softy or what? blushing

"It's Not You,It's Me"

The irony was though i was i'll....but i bet she doesnt believe me!!

As if i'd poison myself to get out of a date????

I've heard the gay one.....i even know someone who annoyed a man and his family so much he went gay rather than date another woman like her!!

Now thats got to be a claim to fame.Have to say she annoyed me too....but i wouldn't go and bat for the other side to escape her!cheers

RE: Buffy the Vampire Slayer Musical Episode

Ah, i used to work for the company that made the series and if i had a pound for every time someone asked me for a cardboard cutout that was of Ms Gellar i'd be a wealthy man!

Stangely the books are written by the same authors that also did various Star Trek and Sabrina the Teenage witch books!!

Feel free to ask because i have piles of them in the house!!

"It's Not You,It's Me"

What's the worst excuse you ever heard as an excuse for getting out of a date.....or during and the mad escape someone does to get away!!

I'm sure someone has suspected me of doing this this very week.....cant a bloke poison himself quietly to avoid going out these days?

beer

RE: What posseses a person to think

If you don't fancy them you dont fancy them, its as simple as that!

After that its a case of letting them down gently without them burning your house to the ground and cutting the brake fluid from the car brakes.

RE: Someone Please Explain This?

Ahh...Depends on what shes like doesnt it.

She could be being polite by not saying go away, though its been known that the term letting people down gently is by far the best policy.

Could be she's the type who enjoys toying with peoples emotions, which is pretty low.

It could be she's clueless and is tied up at her end and someone should call 911 before some psycho turns her into his next hat.

Honest is the best policy, but be polite about it as its not nice being messed about!! We've all been there and non of us liked it or the mindgames involved.

I hope its not the same woman i'm talking too!!!


Best of Luck

Robcheers

RE: what was the bigggest political scandal of all times ?

How many would you like, mind you an essay isnt funny to read.

How about secretly rearming a nation we now label as "a global assister of terrorism, or terror state"......

Or starting conflicts to asset strip foriegn countries of their wealth.Theres so many its obscene.This isn't a dig at one nation, all the developed nations did it.......it used to be called colonisation, now its called international development!! What the governments miss, the corporations don't.....lets hope diamonds arent found at the end of my street or my house will be compulsary purchased for about 8 quid!

People soon forgot East Timor.......the world and our lovely leaders have a lot to answer for, and they dont always get justice for their deeds they commit in our name.

But to end on a happier note, how about john gummer force feeding his child a BSE Burger on the news for a soundbite, or when he found his home was near one of 3 sites in the uk proposed for dumping nuclear waste he proposed the most unsuitable one in scotland!! Even though the report said that one wasn't perfect.

Case of hipocracy and being a NIMBY all in one day!!

Maybe if shafting us all was punishable by hanging they wouldn't do it???

cheers

RE: Natter Natter

Long as i don't have to try buckfast!! I'm just over the food poisoning and i look rough enough without trying to kill my liver!!

RE: not another mama's boy

I can beat both, and this is a real story.

I know someone, hes older than me....responsible, tall dark handsome etc.....and he used to take his washing around to his mum for her to do!!

Thats bad enough but when your married and live with your wife and go around to mums and she combs your hair like a 4 year old its a bit creepy!!

My mum happened to see one such episode and we laughed about it!

I've done something the caring son bit too, hard work being pulled in different directions , but i never did the weird calls or pub quiz things!!

Sometimes truth really is stranger than fiction, and creepier too!!
laugh

RE: Need to start somewhere

I'm with you there Phil, i'd sit on the sofa watching coronation street with the right person.

I'd have to draw the line at every day at the garden centre though.

Welcome back to blighty!cheers

RE: ?

My friends met people from the site, thats why i joined !!

Gimme time though, i'm arranging my first "date" hopefully this week, hopefully she isn't a serial killer and wont wear my head as a hat.cheers

RE: what's the 10 most popular things men really look for in a woman ? and women in men ?

Now theres 2 ways to approach this....the amusing way or the thoughtful way.

Personally i look for the following, and their listed in no particular order.

1) Honesty

2) Outgoing Personality

3) A Sense of humour (that not knowing when to laugh at the right time)

4) Independance (thats the ability not to ask me to run their life for them, not just financial)

5) Pride (not in their appearance, though that's definately a plus)

6) Compatibility ( not just in the bedroom, but the same values)

7) Appearance (there has to me a mutual attraction)

8) Conversation (they have to be able to talk!, well communicate )

9) Outlook ( what they want from life)

10) A pulse


After the vodka post the other day i just realise i'm going about this all wrong and i should have enlisted the help of mr vodka....either blurs the compatible issues or makes you forget them in the first place!


beer

RE: hello

welcome to cs....ive only been here a few days myself...but they do seem friendly!laugh

RE: looking.

maybe nursey hasnt taken off their straight jacket and their only capable on pushing the keys with their nose??

Failing that their probably browsing and lazy!cheers

RE: Free Eye Testing Service

If thats hard i'm the hunchback of notre damn....try being self employed !!

Heres something far harder...


Pick an honest politician thats not on the gravey train!
Pick a politician thats had a normal job
and lastly pick a woman who isnt in love with the sales at the designer shoe outlet.

If you know anyone who fits in the last category, give her my addy....there rarer than the two above!!



cheers

RE: Who DO HUSBANDS die before their their Wifes ???

I think its to escape! And its cheaper than divorce, the lawyer would probably wont the shirt off your back!

But in the case of a well known beetle i bet he wish his wife died first now, god must he be gutted!grin

What people bother to vote on someone profile and vote one or two???

Jeez, i know i'm not George Clooney.....but one or two???

Hell, i had food poisoning when i did the photo and thought id be honest and show i look slightly worse than roadkill, but just a little better than shrek, after hes been tied behind a landrover and dragged through every fence in hertfordshire!

Well the last bits up for debate!

I think there should be a comment section,and you can see who thinks you like like Chris Evans or Danny Baker after a night on the lash, and then possibly with a right to reply!!!

God help me now...talk about tempt fate!!

What price a nice personality and a sense of humour? Or shall i show a pic with me in an exotic location, like the post office doing an action shot???

Maybe even a dropdown list, with categories like, "minger"....."jeez look at the state of that", "oh they look nice", "god i wish i had their number".....or just "phoar"!

Peace and love to the the non bitter people!!doh cheers

RE: just want to get to know you first, my name is jet.

I have several relatives who are in the Business, i know its hard but very rewarding especially if you get on!

My cousins done really well, from a part in a major soap to a film with george clooney in it!!If you liked syrianna he was in that!!

Best of luck with the career, best tip is get on the books of a good agent and remember they take 10 per cent!

Rob

RE: Hi Everyone xx

Hi Viv,

I'm new too, joined last night...i'm told there pretty friendly and helpful...now all we have to do is work out how to use the site and make a new circle of friends!

Rob

RE: Hi

Hiya, I'm new too....and i have relatives somewhere in Livingston.....if you see any lost confused people there with a colly dog they might be my relatives!!

If you find any with a dog scratting with fleas there nothing to do with me though!grin

RE: would you take care of your parents when they get old

Ah, i can relate to this one in a big way!!

To cut a long story short, i was dropped in a situation when i was young, sister abandoned her child on my parents!

I had to step in, look after him, stay at home and look after my mum when she became ill and died 5 years ago, then my father got cancer and then i looked after him as well.Dadly he died in july.

Theres help out there if with carer support etc, i just did it because it was the right thing to do.

If you need help and advice feel free to email me, i'll happily give my msn addy and hopefully the situaion will be easier than the one i had to face.

If you cant cope, don't feel guilty.....people have their own life to live, but there is help out there and you won't be on your own.

If you need help or advice just ask....i have the t shirt and the worry lines to prove it...lolcomfort

Hiya...New to the site and looking for friends everywhere, come say hi!

Friendly people!!

Omg, maybe i'm in the rigght place after all???

All we need to do is get all the good people in one place and organise a room meet to socialise!

Its amazing what a case of food poisoning will do to get you motivated to get out the house....!!

Whens the best time to come in and say hello to people.....i'm assuming after 8pm GMT.

Feel free to warn me of the site's glen close Bunny boilers and norman bates types, i'm bound to find one within a week!!rolling on the floor laughing

Thanks Folks

Rob

Hiya...New to the site and looking for friends everywhere, come say hi!

Hiya all,

I just joined the site last night as a friend of mine in Vienna says it can be an amusing place!!

If your good for a laugh, like joking and hanging out and a good conversation, pick your topic....and lets head to the bar!

I love people who are genuine, i value my friends, i don't use people and i'd ideally like to meet bright funny people to socialise with, concerts, days out, anything you like....long as you don't drool or belch during your meal! I'm easy going and laid back....and i dont bite.....come say hello!

Lastly, all stalkers please reply to the post below me!! Sorry for the post below if you get a nutter because of my post...lol

Hope to hear from you good people soon!

Laterscheers

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