Ok, i have a good one....hugh grant....go on ...let him have it....
And while were at it we may as well slander his ex Liz Hurley......nice to look at, sounds like a toffee is stuck on her back tooth and a broomhandle is wedge somewhere you can't quite see...
Elaborate, who would you like to see never work again on the silver screen...come on get it out of your system, it might be your only chance to let them know what you think
Right, you have free reign to punish tv personalities for.....and anyone else after fater that...for their terrible pomposity, terrible shows terrible haircuts, terrible celebrity endorsements.
Fire away....and dont leave out jade goodey and the cringingly talentless posh spice
Or is that stick spice.....more meat on toothpick...
I have a friend in florida who is a twin of monica belluci.....i was sure when i met her on the net at first it was her.....I'm in love, but she wont marry me .......i'll have to get her drunk and cook paella.
I heard that, i bet its good old viacom who are making it.....You cant beat a bit of Hunter s Thompson.The mans life appeared to be stranger than mine!!
I met an actor in the london office that appeared in the First dirty harry film, in fact i bumped into him in the private lifts in simon and schuster in london.
Shame he was in Star Trek, i only recognised him on the artwork that was on the lady's desk who i was visiting!! He was the do you feel lucky punk character with the distinctive eyes!!
Sadly mines entirely true, and my picture is testiment to my stupidity, i look like i was hit with a shovel and hit every branch on the way down to the ground when i fell out the ugly tree!
Mind you, i'm still a good person and i am friendly
Suitable punishment for their crimes
Jessica Simpson.....looks great....thick as 2 short planks of wood