Suitable punishment for their crimes

Jessica Simpson.....looks great....thick as 2 short planks of wood

doh

Suitable punishment for their crimes

or what about sarah jessica parker...now theres a face i would like to push down into the toilet bowl and flush it......help

Suitable punishment for their crimes

Ok, i have a good one....hugh grant....go on ...let him have it....

And while were at it we may as well slander his ex Liz Hurley......nice to look at, sounds like a toffee is stuck on her back tooth and a broomhandle is wedge somewhere you can't quite see...

How the hell do these people get these jobslaugh

Suitable punishment for their crimes

What about Elton John, small munchkin with too many dodgy wigs, or shall i put the boot really in.....rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Suitable punishment for their crimes

Oh it cant be as bad at the john travolta scientology one.....sets worse than star trek and a plot my cats could do better writing.laugh

Suitable punishment for their crimes

How about the celebrity couple of Chris fMartin and gwenth paltry.

Now theres 2 people you would love to throw your cat litter at, used of courserolling on the floor laughing

Suitable punishment for their crimes

I thought he/she might be a transvestitelaugh

Your right though, and her voice is nearly as deep as mine.laugh

Suitable punishment for their crimes

Oh if you want to punish him make him watch a few of his own movies.....i think he has an over sized ego to avoid tax and blame it on the race card.

A disgrace, flog him.
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Suitable punishment for their crimes

Oh if you want to punish him make him watch a few of his own movies.....i think he has an over sized ego to avoid tax and blame it on the race card.

A disgrace, flog him.
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Suitable punishment for their crimes

Elaborate, who would you like to see never work again on the silver screen...come on get it out of your system, it might be your only chance to let them know what you thinklaugh

Suitable punishment for their crimes

Right, you have free reign to punish tv personalities for.....and anyone else after fater that...for their terrible pomposity, terrible shows terrible haircuts, terrible celebrity endorsements.

Fire away....and dont leave out jade goodey and the cringingly talentless posh spicethumbs up

Or is that stick spice.....more meat on toothpick...

Go on, let em have it.....both barrelslaugh

The bottom of the barrel

Add to the banal:

Ask a question you dont give a damn about, and dont even discuss it, who cares!!

And if anyone adds "if so, where and Why" i will scream....



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RE: Photographers

My uncle took the Australian photo's of the British Nuclear bomb tests.......

RE: relationship fixes...

Fix me, fix me baby, one more time.

And no using the Indian Aunts to bully me!!

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RE: who on cs would you like to send a wink are flirt to?

I learnt my lesson.....pepper spray in the face for saying hello put me off a bit!!

But occasionally i do brave it and send flowers to nice people or memorable pictures when ive looked around the site.

Mostly now i get mail from one legged sailors with a speech impediment and eyesight problems, then i point out i'm male and even they run.....

Must be my aftershave....

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RE: Would you be able to serve on a jury and sentence the defendant to the death penalty?

Don't tell em all!! God bless alcohol and crisps!!

I won't let another human being do to me though seriously!! She really will go through life wrecking peoples lives...

Looks like an angel, but inside it's not very nice........

Another of lifes bitter lessons learned.wave

cheers

RE: Giving it up for love

Yep, a business, and my son...doesnt get more heartbreaking than that.

RE: Giving it up for love

Yep, a business, and my son...doesnt get more heartbreaking than that.

RE: Shopping for a husband!

True, and even if there was a suitable one they he would be faulty for a week and inelligble for a refund, shop soiled or a second or something.

I'd be in the basement, piled in with the old socks, previous years xmas tree and a moth eaten old lama or somethinglaugh

RE: Would you be able to serve on a jury and sentence the defendant to the death penalty?

If the money is good i'll even bring my own rope, and cut the trapdoor.

Sadly the justice system isn't honest, mind you if i can test the system on at least my last ex i'll be happylaugh

If ever there is anyone who deserves stringing up it is her.

wave

RE: Hey Ladies...

I think we go shopping at the same store!!

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cheers

RE: who's your favorite actor's

I have a friend in florida who is a twin of monica belluci.....i was sure when i met her on the net at first it was her.....I'm in love, but she wont marry me .......i'll have to get her drunk and cook paella.

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RE: who's your favorite actor's

I heard that, i bet its good old viacom who are making it.....You cant beat a bit of Hunter s Thompson.The mans life appeared to be stranger than mine!!

I met an actor in the london office that appeared in the First dirty harry film, in fact i bumped into him in the private lifts in simon and schuster in london.

Shame he was in Star Trek, i only recognised him on the artwork that was on the lady's desk who i was visiting!! He was the do you feel lucky punk character with the distinctive eyes!!

I'm looking forward to it, the rum diary's film!!

cheers

RE: who's your favorite actor's

Have you read the book...its amazing....

RE: What's your favorite kitchen utensil? Why?

Seriously, now i got people to start....my Japanese razor sharp cooking knives.

God bless Global
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RE: who's your favorite actor's

Benico del toro....great actor

RE: Profiles3

Your right, and i like the show!! laugh

RE: What's your favorite kitchen utensil? Why?

I think he maybe spawning clones rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Profiles3

Just call me shrekky....rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Profiles3

Sadly mines entirely true, and my picture is testiment to my stupidity, i look like i was hit with a shovel and hit every branch on the way down to the ground when i fell out the ugly tree!

Mind you, i'm still a good person and i am friendly

cheers

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