On private land? simple, have them cut down. You could go halves on the cost, as they're elderly neighbours. Even cheaper if you go 5 ways on the bill.
Hang on... A Pomgolian questioning the quality of other countries' beer?... When you've been brought up with warm, flat, soapy tasting beer- anything will be unfamiliar to your tastebuds.
I did think it was ironic, after the latest terrible school shooting they decide the best thing is to arm teachers and those qualified to use guns. Then there was a shooting at a veterans home...
I reckon people from Norwich sound like pirates, I'm not sure if its near Cornwell and to be honest I dont really care. Minder is a much better show. And the Professionals was pretty good too, if you dont mind mullets and moose knuckle flairs.
I ask the tough questions, and get right to the bottom of the story. Then make an offensive sweeping generalisation, which has nothing to do with the matter.
One time on TV, I saw Bear Grills squeeze water out of elephant dung and drink it. So it might be a good idea to bring an elephant on to the island for drinking water.
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RE: Irish Beer Question
Unfortunately we cant use Pommy beer in the garden, even the slugs wont drink it...