RE: Did your ex ever start arguments for no apparent reason?

Exactly. She's already told the next guy what an arsehole you are, now she's got to make it stick.

RE: Who Else?

Probly give it a red hot go...

RE: What Phrases, Terms or Words Irritate You ?

You left out "so" and "you know", which is like, so umm you know totes gay.

RE: Share What You Are Listening To -- Part XX

RE: What's Anti Psychotic drugs made of...?

They're made out of lunatics fingernail clippings, and toads gall bladders, I think.

RE: What Phrases, Terms or Words Irritate You ?

It b 2 much 4 sure.

RE: Crimes against humanity.

These morons remind me of the other morons, who offer you an expensive scotch (they always tell you how much it costed), then spin out when you put coke in it.

RE: Garage Sale

I like to put up my "garage sale" sign, then sit in my empty garage... As people turn up, I say- sorry its all sold, you should have got here earlier.

RE: PyeongChang 2018 Winter Olympics

The biggest and best yet... I'm yet to see any sporting or cultural event, claiming to be not quite as good as last time or nearly as good as the Russians/Chinese...

I enjoyed the ski jumping yesterday, finding the snowboarding pretty tedious. Considering our ski fields are around the same size as a shopping centre, and the season goes for only a few months each year, we are well represented really.

RE: Crimes against humanity.

Sorry if I seem that way, I dont mean to be.

RE: Crimes against humanity.

Which is why all the other birds are jealous as hell of you.

RE: Peeps who beep from behind 2 give you the hurry up

We live in a pretty much horn honking free society, I doubt they're honking at the exact same time the lights change. More likely a bit afterwards, I'd have no hesitation honking when I see a young person texting.

RE: Crimes against humanity.

I've discovered the best way of having tea, is to pour the cup and swirl it around peering at it like a wine expert at a tasting. Then take your glasses off slowly, and say- ah yes.
Then tip the tea into a potplant or down the sink, clean the cup properly (it wouldnt be clean to start with), and make a coffee with heaps of milk and sugar.
Beyond that I dont care if you put coca cola or crushed up baby laxatives in it, its up to you.

RE: Does the conscious mind live on after death?

Only logic... Assume they do- where would they all live? there'd be trillions of them, from cavemen to somebody who died yesterday. Not to mention all the animals conscious thoughts too. And given what we know about whales and octupii, we'd better include seafood as well.

RE: Does the conscious mind live on after death?

No....

RE: Animals - Do u like/love/hate them ?

Animals are great. Every time I have a barbecue, I make sure there are pieces of lamb/pork/beef/seafood.

RE: Education

We dumbed ours down, mostly to cater to foreign students. I cant remember exactly, its something like our fourth or fifth biggest industry.

RE: Education

Probably about the same for nurses here, There are EN's and RN's (enrolled/registered nurses). If they wipe bums or clean up mess, they dont have a degree.

RE: Farming

Look at me Daddy, I'm a farmer!

RE: Education

Must be different over there, here a Bachelor of Arts would be seen differently to a Bachelor of Science. Many jobs now require a degree that previously did not, such as nursing. Obviously it also depends which social circles one mixes in, and how far from a university one lives.

RE: Meet & Greet ?

Well, you did ask... So now I'll have to rethink that ck shot I was going to send.

RE: Meet & Greet ?

Thats very generous of you, using "if" not "when"...teddybear

RE: Meet & Greet ?

Straight away, send her a dk pic. They love that sort of thing.

RE: Threads - How long do they last ?

Nobody really knows how long they'll last, apart from god and jesus of course.

RE: What happened to I´ld as opposed to I´d?

I'd on't really care.

RE: Why does society .....

Mostly its fat old women who say things like that.

RE: What Phrases, Terms or Words Irritate You ?

So basically, I dont like trendy words that dont really mean much. Sustainable, is very popular at the moment but hopefully on the way out. Best practice, and capacity building, have both had their day and are not trendy any more.

RE: What do you think is the greatest obstacle in dating?

Its difficult to find the right wench.

RE: Farming

Yeah pot is fine.

I am trying to grow a few things, but the wallabies keep eating it all. I've got a mango tree, mulberry tree, avocado tree... And heaps of half-eaten watermelon plants, and a few pumpkins.

RE: Time travel

Yeah, I'd go forward a day or two, get all the lottery and horse racing results, then go back and put some bets on.

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