Online dating is great, if you want to meet a bird who stays cranked up on speed all night long chewing her fingernails down to the quick while she chats up truckies.
I'm very happy with my bed. I got the mattress at the insistence of one girlfriend. Then the frame a few years later to impress another. The only thing I dont like, the mirror on the built in wardrobe door. So I leave the other over it, and the two sides half open. I might just get a curtain for it so I can close it. No appliances or anything. I can see the beach if I opened the blinds, which is lovely, but I'd get sunburnt by about 6am if I did that. I like nice sheets, at the moment I just use the doona cover with nothing in it. Hope this helps.
Home and away is totes naff, maybe one or two stars emerged that way.
However, the ever popular and multi award winning show that all decent hard working Australians watch, as well as a world audience in the millions due to its brilliant production quality, Neighbours, has certainly produced some of the biggest superstars in the world. Its no wonder really, the exceptionally high quality technical staff are specially trained to find the most exciting and beautiful up and coming talent, and cast them in roles specifically formulated to highlight the strengths of their performing abilities.
Home and away is a more hit and miss operation, run from a smelly caravan in a decrepid caravan park out in the boonies near a rehab facility, where they get most of their actors. They sit around smoking bongs and watching old re runs of Neighbours, trying to get some ideas, when they're not busy stealing from each other or dealing drugs.
That was not unique to Oz TV... Whenever they had to jump around trying to fix the flux capacitor in the tardis, everything would shake and wobble. And the daleks had pretty crap wheels from memory.
Love remains elusive into middle age, the expectations and dreams fade a little, people's capacity to be careless with other people's feelings shines brightly as ever into old age.
Well any opinion is going to be calculated isnt it?
Honestly, I'd say a mixture of all. Nobody will say money, but lets face it who's going to date a homeless bag lady because she's got a great sense of humour? Everybody will say personality because its cool, but really, if somebody had really poor hygiene and could buy their own coffee that wouldnt work. Looks, yeah lets be honest we all like eye candy, who wants to be seen out with an oompa loompa? Intelligence... Meh I got that by the bucket load as do you, we're not shining examples of awesomeness...
Maybe 5 minutes, about half a cup of coffee... But I made a few mistakes, the obvious one being having two most commons. Should have put just one most common and one almost as common...
See thats the problem. Women go looking for the biggest knob known to mankind so they can have some fun with it, then sit around complaining their woonas look like a busted watermelon.
At first they check each other out... And then, wordlessly he retrieves a rather large salami and starts cutting slices with a pocket knife, as she retrieves a packet of water crackers and a small jar of olives from her bag. He places the slices of salami on a plate, and folds up the pocket knife, before opening the olive jar for her.
She pops an olive in her mouth and starts chewing it, as he balances a slice of salami carefully on top of a cracker. He decides against having cheese with it because cheese gives him gas, and he never liked olives anyway.
My dating disasters, crazier than expected, fatter than expected, more heavily tattooed than expected... Older is a given these days. But in saying that, they havent really been disasters, just awkward for all concerned. A few have not fancied me I guess, for reasons unknown to me, its a bit like a job interview where you dont get the job... You kind of want to know why not, but kind of dont want to hear it either.
Or you go out somewhere nice for a feed. The waiter comes over to take your order, he goes green around the gills and looks very uncomfortable. She orders the lobster bisque, you're trying to decide what to get, and settle on anything with gorgonzola cheese and ask for extra gorgonzola to try and hide the smell.
I wouldnt worry about the high quality. I've found whenever I use creams or lotions, the wrinkles go away in seconds, regardless of which cream I use. Apart from dencorub or deep heat.
I have often thought about the people who work at the dump. More specifically, their partners. The nice little wife at home, washing the nappies and cooking the dinner, then the big hairy husband comes home from working at the dump, cloud of flies following closely, the guy reeking to high heaven of the dump. All he talks about, are various stories about rubbish and other happenings at the dump.
Now the poor thing has to hear all about the French hotty as well.
I wanted to show my intelligent and sensitive side, so I asked if her day was busy and if the rain had slowed things down. She said she thought it would be slow but it wasnt. So I said oh well thats how it goes I spose eh. Then she smiled and gave me my change. I could tell she was gagging for it.
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RE: On-line dating expeience
Online dating is great, if you want to meet a bird who stays cranked up on speed all night long chewing her fingernails down to the quick while she chats up truckies.