RE: I don't know if women do this, but I'm sure they do.

Not many koalas these days, most women have brazillians.

RE: Is or was Jesus olive skin

Jesus was most probably a gay black man, but over time the story has changed to him being a blue eyed redhead with pale skin, who's completely celibate. No wonder so many mixed up people become priests.

RE: Have you been oppressed by the state ??

Nah, I wear an aluminium spaghetti strainer on my head so the machine cant read my thought patterns.

RE: If U demanded 'jump' - Do the person have to ask 'how high'

That sounds like between 40 and 70 centimetres.

RE: If U demanded 'jump' - Do the person have to ask 'how high'

Lets see, I'll say jump and then we can measure how high you get.

RE: Do You Think It Is Safe

On a scale of one to ten, where one is completely safe and ten is completely dangerous, I'd score it 7.659.

RE: Why are Irish girls so fiesty??

On the one hand, the Irish birds can sound kind of cute and be very easy on the eye. But on the other hand, they're just as likely to get tanked up on Guiness and hurl obscenities.
So you've just got to weigh up the scientific facts and not act too hastily.

RE: Uh, yer phone is spyin on ya

The thing I notice, particularly with young women, they have to put every detail no matter how trivial, on facebook. Where they went for coffee and who they went with, where they went and what they did after that... Then they get paranoid people are stalking them.

The majority of people though, live very boring lives and are not worth spying on.

RE: I was told before

Once I had a love and it was a gas
Soon turned out had a heart of glass
Seemed like the real thing, only to find
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind

RE: Do we ever change really.

I changed quite a lot when I was about 14 years old. I started whacking off a fair bit, and I havent left it alone ever since really.

RE: Self discovery.........!!

I scored a hole in one, playing pocket billiards one time.

RE: Self discovery.........!!

I can make 2-minute noodles in seven minutes.


8gift

RE: Self discovery.........!!

I eat roots and leaves, like a thousand wombats.


8violin

RE: Self discovery.........!!

I have the cunning of a hundred foxes.

8pizza

RE: Would you kiss the person above you or pass ?

Only if he gives me a reacharound first.

RE: Son of God

The rainbow serpent.

RE: Would you kiss the person above you or pass ?

My fiendish plan worked...

RE: Would you kiss the person above you or pass ?

Lucky I didnt mention I'd need quite a few bongs as well then.

RE: Would you kiss the person above you or pass ?

beverage delivery

RE: Would you kiss the person above you or pass ?

Yeah, I'd probably get carried away and kiss it.

RE: IS (CS) A VASTLY LEFT SITE??

I think if the site was left or right, they'd delete stuff from the other side. They dont seem biased either way to me, but then again I believe everything I see on TV.

RE: The women

Yes, throughout history there have been some great women. Just yesterday, a young woman served me at the KFC drive-through.

RE: Would you kiss the person above you or pass ?

I should have added, she might say the same of me...

RE: Would you kiss the person above you or pass ?

It depends if she's had a shave and is wearing her teeth or not.

RE: Do You Think It Is Safe

I think their leader fled in fear for his life, which is often an indication its possibly not an ideal holiday destination. But things can change quickly in that neck of the woods, Egypt and Turkey for example, one minute its fine and next minute its not.

RE: Hitting the town!!!

My opinion- We are very social as teenagers and in our 20's. Then most of our friends settle down and have kids etc., then in out 30's and 40's most will be separated and kind of going out again, but minus the social skills and ease of socialising we had when younger. And of course, most of the entertainment is aimed at the younger audience anyway.
We also carry a bit of baggage generally by then, and basically want all the good parts of a relationship, and are highly sensitive to the possibility of it all going wrong again.
So, by the time folks are my age, they're either a broke and damaged separated father, or the mother of 2-15 kids.

Happy times, at least there's the internet.

RE: Where do u still want to travel to and by which form ?

As your attorney I advise you to take 4 quaaludes...

How many people with only one leg have you rooted?

I'll take that as a yes.

RE: MELBOURNE MEET March 23, 2013

Kids slept 45 hours continuously (sorry I overestimated your entire breaks for the 3500km journey as being 2 hours), and you drove continuously (no fuel stops or rest stops/toilet breaks at all)... Didnt slow down for any of the towns/cities you drove through/roadworks/ranges...

I feel you may have miscalculated somewhere, I generally drive like a complete tool way over the speed limit, and wouldnt be able to make anything like that time.

RE: What is your most embarrassing childhood memory???

I have never since worn budgie smugglers.

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