Last time I called the cops to a domestic dispute-
I heard yelling, furniture crashing, and a woman runs outside with ripped clothes. I yell out, do you want me to call the cops?...Call the effin' cops! she screams... So I call, and describe the situation. I couldnt see a street number for the address, but I could describe behind the masonic hall on such and such street, next to the phone box, next to the address I could see. But they keep saying they need a street number. They ask me if the people are Aborigines, I dont know how they identify themselves. They ask me if alcohol is involved, I don't know but probably. They ask if the guy has a weapon, I dont know. They ask if I'd go over and have a look to see if he has a weapon, no that would be your job... Being right in the middle of Cairns, a van full of cops screetches to a halt, nearly running my foot over, a few minutes later. They jump out acting like its me they need to arrest, I quickly explain I'm the guy still on the phone to them. Another police car arrives, and about half a dozen of them head in to the place next door to the action. I'm still there pointing at the place where the woman was. The police go in there, I slip away quietly, after pointing out a defective headlight on their van....
But on the positive side, if somebody drives a few K's over the speed limit, the police are right on to it.
Yeah, maybe make a computer program to talk to the buffalos as well. So after that you could make a computer program that allows the dolphins and buffalos to talk to each other.
As I have pointed out on numerous occasions, the strengths and weaknesses of free online dating sites are often one and the same... A guy who's too shy in real life can make an approach, but so can some fruitcake with no manners. The temptation is to portray ourselves in a way we can't live up to, claiming to be a multimillionaire or supermodel are fairly common. And on another site I see heaps of short fat humpty dumpties that only want guys in their twenties, I'm sure there are also fat bald guys living the dream too.
What was it Oscar Wilde is claimed to have said- I wouldn't join a club that would have me as a member, or something like that.
My prediction is- the next guy will be just as bad if not worse, as will the guy after him and so on... At best the place will be a basket case like Papua New Guinea.
Actually, I'm fit as a butchers dog. Its others full of sickness and disease, and eating health food... Thats why I can tap dance and thrust my hips, at the same time. With a smile.
Hmm, I'm sure the Aboriginal people would not entirely agree, and humans are about the only animals except some sea birds that cant swim (they probably can, but cant take off from water).
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RE: 5 Words -The Sequel
So she ate a pizza.