I once thought I’d found a fossilised dinosaur egg in a Derbyshire cave. It turned out to be a petrified ham sandwich, left behind by a miner from back when they used to work the area.
Damn it, Deedee, I'm stuck for an answer to that and by the time I think of one the moment will have passed. I seem to remembered the boys were more puzzled by her than attracted to her.
I remember a girl from school who had hair down to her knees. You'd have thought her mother would have made her tuck it in her knickers when she was wearing a skirt.
Particularly if that anyone happens to be a scatterbrain. The day will come when my spaghetti carbonara goes through a coloureds cycle and my pants get microwaved, there's nothing surer.
I washed the clothes yesterday but didn't realise my mistake until this morning when I put a few more things in the machine and saw the conditioner bottle was where the detergent should be. If it hadn't been for that I wouldn't even be aware of the "rookie mistake". So, no, Deedee, the clothes are dry now and I have no intention of wetting them again until next week. Luckily, most of the items are a dark colour so my slovenliness should go unnoticed.
I've just realised that I've washed a machine full off clothes in fabric conditioner, instead of detergent. Funnily enough, the clothes don't seem any "softer and fresher" than usual, nor any less clean than usual. In both cases, counter to what you would expect. This makes me wonder whether we may possibly be being duped by the manufacturers of these products.
Of course, that would require a certain degree of faith that it was actually a female and I suspect those inevitable little nagging doubts would mitigate the pleasure, somewhat.
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RE: Why would you join a international dating site..
Meaning I'm running out of forums.