Harbal Forum Posts (2,248)

I want to make friends from Barnsley

So you do understand, after all.

I want to make friends from Barnsley

Then you will never understand the pull of Barnsley and the way it gets under your skin.

I want to make friends from Barnsley

Have you ever been to Barnsley, molly?

I want to make friends from Barnsley

Hello everyone my name is Harbal i want to make friends from Barnsley and also person can help me move out of Doncaster i want to start new life in Barnsley

RE: Ladies which do you prefer to wear?

We don't all have the same access to kangaroos that you do.

RE: Ladies which do you prefer to wear?

Feminists.....

Feminists.....

Feminists.....

Feminists.....

I know what you mean.

RE: Ladies which do you prefer to wear?

Still don't care.

RE: Jordon Peterson

Assuming they've heard of him.

RE: Ladies which do you prefer to wear?

That's okay, I didn't ask a question.

RE: Jordon Peterson

Yes, you're an imbecile.

RE: Jordon Peterson

You can't even construct a coherent sentence, you twerp.

RE: Ladies which do you prefer to wear?

who cares?

RE: Jordon Peterson

It's a pity you're not capable of doing that.

RE: What happens to overprotected children?

Well thank you, bigjob, you're quite a putz yourself.

RE: What happens to overprotected children?

One only has to look at your profile picture and read a few of your posts to form an opinion on what was responsible for the demise of your marriage, bigjob.

RE: Dos and don'ts of a one armed person

If you ever give them a glove as a gift, make sure it's for the correct hand.

RE: BBM

It won't be easy finding a woman that stupid, Lee.

RE: TRUMP vs IRAN

Well I suppose that's one way of describing the Jews' arrival in Palestine.

RE: Anonymous messages

False alarm, but why you have to wear green lipstick is a mystery to me.

RE: TRUMP vs IRAN

I hope someone thanked him for the dead Palestinians.

RE: Anonymous messages

I'm sorry about your teeth. I'll pay for a new set, of couse.

RE: Hoarding

That's unfair, pedro. Chesney often replies to his own posts, he quotes himself all the time.

Solved

Actually, it was elementary, my dear Conrad.

Solved

The identity of Jack the Ripper is probably the most famous criminal mystery in the history of criminal mysteries.

Sherlock Holmes is the most celebrated detective in the history of detectives who are celebrated.

So, given that these two were both operating at the same time, during the 1880s, how come Sherlock, the greatest detective who ever lived, didn't use his incredible deductive abilities to track down Jack, the most wanted criminal of his time?

The answer is obvious, they were both the same person, of course. Sherlock Holmes was Jack the Ripper. Case closed.

RE: TRUMP vs IRAN

I'll celebrate anyone's birthday if I get a day off work for it.

RE: TRUMP vs IRAN

I feel awful, I didn't even get him a card.

RE: What’s the difference between a dating alcoholic and a single dipsomaniac?

That's sometimes easier said than done.

RE: TRUMP vs IRAN

Too quick for you, epirv

RE: TRUMP vs IRAN

You've got to be joking. I wouldn't touch you with a barge pole, you slimy little man.

RE: TRUMP vs IRAN

Hardly surprising considering their source.