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Feb 24, 2018 6:20 PM CST No arms or legs for a day.
pat8lanips
pat8lanipspat8lanipsbabinda, Queensland Australia67 Threads 14 Polls 6,372 Posts
What would you do if you had no arms or legs for the day, and to make it more interesting you're also deaf and blind, quadreplegic and have no teeth.
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Feb 24, 2018 6:45 PM CST No arms or legs for a day.
Miwagi
MiwagiMiwagiFlyover, Kentucky USA47 Threads 2 Polls 1,753 Posts
pat8lanips: What would you do if you had no arms or legs for the day, and to make it more interesting you're also deaf and blind, quadreplegic and have no teeth.

I'm stumped?dunno rolling on the floor laughing
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Feb 24, 2018 6:54 PM CST No arms or legs for a day.
galrads
galradsgalradsDublin, Ohio USA2,264 Threads 279 Polls 36,283 Posts
pat8lanips: What would you do if you had no arms or legs for the day, and to make it more interesting you're also deaf and blind, quadreplegic and have no teeth.


I’d probably crap myself. uh oh
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Feb 24, 2018 8:32 PM CST No arms or legs for a day.
SingleGuyInOz
SingleGuyInOzSingleGuyInOzMelbourne, Victoria Australia12 Threads 1,043 Posts
pat8lanips: What would you do if you had no arms or legs for the day, and to make it more interesting you're also deaf and blind, quadreplegic and have no teeth.


Stay in bed until the next day comes ..... joy ... cartwheel

grin
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Feb 24, 2018 8:40 PM CST No arms or legs for a day.
Kalpataru
KalpataruKalpatarusomewhere close to, Jakarta Indonesia1,083 Posts
SingleGuyInOz: Stay in bed until the next day comes ..... ...
That's what I had in mind. grin
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Feb 24, 2018 8:51 PM CST No arms or legs for a day.
SingleGuyInOz
SingleGuyInOzSingleGuyInOzMelbourne, Victoria Australia12 Threads 1,043 Posts
Kalpataru: That's what I had in mind.


2 great minds think alike ... wink

handshake
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Feb 25, 2018 12:41 AM CST No arms or legs for a day.
One2note
One2noteOne2noteLondon, Essex, England UK286 Threads 3 Polls 7,606 Posts
pat8lanips: What would you do if you had no arms or legs for the day, and to make it more interesting you're also deaf and blind, quadreplegic and have no teeth.


I'd probably pole-volt my way around town!banana laugh
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Feb 25, 2018 1:08 AM CST No arms or legs for a day.
Harbal
HarbalHarbalSouth Yorkshire, England UK49 Threads 3 Polls 2,248 Posts
pat8lanips: What would you do if you had no arms or legs for the day, and to make it more interesting you're also deaf and blind, quadreplegic and have no teeth.

I'd try to find an interesting hobby, something that would take my mind off my troubles. Nothing too active, though.
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Feb 25, 2018 1:19 AM CST No arms or legs for a day.
rainbowdream2017
rainbowdream2017rainbowdream2017Melbourne, Victoria Australia13 Threads 1 Polls 2,486 Posts
Harbal: I'd try to find an interesting hobby, something that would take my mind off my troubles. Nothing too active, though.
Hobby like ....parachuting? Being deft and blind, no legs and arms could make lighter landing....if someone could just fix to put a trampoline on the right spot to land. rolling on the floor laughing
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Feb 25, 2018 1:56 AM CST No arms or legs for a day.
Harbal
HarbalHarbalSouth Yorkshire, England UK49 Threads 3 Polls 2,248 Posts
rainbowdream2017: Hobby like ....parachuting? Being deft and blind, no legs and arms could make lighter landing....

Only if you used the type of parachute that doesn't need you to pull your own rip chord, that would be an essential point to remember before disembarking.

rainbowdream2017: if someone could just fix to put a trampoline on the right spot to land.

Not one that's too bouncy, though. Otherwise, you could be there for a considerable amount of time before coming to a natural state of rest.
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Feb 25, 2018 2:04 AM CST No arms or legs for a day.
mollybaby
mollybabymollybabyCork City, Cork Ireland56 Threads 8 Polls 23,608 Posts
pat8lanips: What would you do if you had no arms or legs for the day, and to make it more interesting you're also deaf and blind, quadreplegic and have no teeth.


Sip mojitos through a straw and ponder about where all the missing socks of the world gone.
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Feb 25, 2018 2:09 AM CST No arms or legs for a day.
Harbal
HarbalHarbalSouth Yorkshire, England UK49 Threads 3 Polls 2,248 Posts
Also, regarding the parachuting:

I don't really see the point. After you'd reached terminal velocity, what would you actually be experiencing? It seems to me that it would feel little different to just being out on a windy day. And don't forget: you don't even have any teeth for the wind to whistle through.
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Feb 25, 2018 2:29 AM CST No arms or legs for a day.
robbyreal
robbyrealrobbyrealPlaya Flamenca, Valencia Spain171 Posts
pat8lanips: What would you do if you had no arms or legs for the day, and to make it more interesting you're also deaf and blind, quadreplegic and have no teeth.


Well now parsnips, I’m assuming that if a male, then we still possess one vital piece of equipment?

If so, I would lie on my back all day and have some very benevolent and caring female take care of it all day in as many ways as she knew how ( we still have sense of touch, smell and taste too...which would make it all very pleasand indeed) roll eyes grin
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Feb 25, 2018 2:41 AM CST No arms or legs for a day.
Harbal
HarbalHarbalSouth Yorkshire, England UK49 Threads 3 Polls 2,248 Posts
robbyreal: Well now parsnips, I’m assuming that if a male, then we still possess one vital piece of equipment?

If so, I would lie on my back all day and have some very benevolent and caring female take care of it all day in as many ways as she knew how

Of course, that would require a certain degree of faith that it was actually a female and I suspect those inevitable little nagging doubts would mitigate the pleasure, somewhat.
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Feb 25, 2018 2:46 AM CST No arms or legs for a day.
serene56
serene56serene56Myplace, New South Wales Australia543 Threads 10 Polls 27,957 Posts
Harbal: Of course, that would require a certain degree of faith that it was actually a female and I suspect those inevitable little nagging doubts would mitigate the pleasure, somewhat.


Probably not the best time to be a captive audience, no conversing
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Feb 25, 2018 3:04 AM CST No arms or legs for a day.
robbyreal
robbyrealrobbyrealPlaya Flamenca, Valencia Spain171 Posts
Harbal: Of course, that would require a certain degree of faith that it was actually a female and I suspect those inevitable little nagging doubts would mitigate the pleasure, somewhat.


Haha..listen Harbal, if you can’t detect female with just sense od touch, smell and taste, must be something wrong with you...hehehe cheers
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Feb 25, 2018 3:13 AM CST No arms or legs for a day.
Harbal
HarbalHarbalSouth Yorkshire, England UK49 Threads 3 Polls 2,248 Posts
robbyreal: Haha..listen Harbal, if you can’t detect female with just sense od touch, smell and taste, must be something wrong with you...hehehe

I obviously don't have as much confidence in those senses as you do. Just be aware; some men have small hands.
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Feb 25, 2018 3:52 AM CST No arms or legs for a day.
Bnaughty
BnaughtyBnaughtyMálaga, Andalusia Spain43 Threads 2 Polls 4,685 Posts
pat8lanips: What would you do if you had no arms or legs for the day, and to make it more interesting you're also deaf and blind, quadreplegic and have no teeth.

I´ld like to be shot out of a cannon through my ex wife´s window or used as a football in the cup final
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Feb 25, 2018 4:01 AM CST No arms or legs for a day.
rainbowdream2017
rainbowdream2017rainbowdream2017Melbourne, Victoria Australia13 Threads 1 Polls 2,486 Posts
Harbal: Also, regarding the parachuting:

I don't really see the point. After you'd reached terminal velocity, what would you actually be experiencing? It seems to me that it would feel little different to just being out on a windy day. And don't forget: you don't even have any teeth for the wind to whistle through.
laugh Would experience quiet excitment to fly and scream (he didn't say he can't make any sound !). Instead of focusing on disability - focus on ability.
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Feb 25, 2018 4:30 AM CST No arms or legs for a day.
Kalpataru
KalpataruKalpatarusomewhere close to, Jakarta Indonesia1,083 Posts
SingleGuyInOz: 2 great minds think alike ...

handshake wine
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