Yesterday we learned Holland has done the same, we never heard of it. But they only send uniforms, radarsystems and cars that can be used in the war, but no weapons. Well, if every country is sending weapons and usefull stuff to terrorists, I don't understand why the terrorists attacks us, they should be greatful.
The politics are totally corrupt.
We had 2 children from Armenia, their mother was refused to stay here and already in Armenia, this weekend the children were supposed to leave the country too, although they couldn't stay with their mother who was confused. So they should be sent to an orphanage. But now the gouvernment the gouvernment decided they can stay, there were many judges who looked at the case and said they couldn't stay and the minister neglects them. Even the mother can return and the kids can live with her. How the hell is this possible. The mother is confused and can't take care of her children, or is she suddenly recovered, touched by Jesus Christ? Or is that Jesus Christ the dutch taxpayers who give her a lot of money every month. Our gouvernment isn't trustworthy and has no backbone. Geert Wilders should lead this country out of the madness. Once we had a good minister, Pim Fortuyn, and he would have become primeminister. He was anti-islam and he would have saved us from all the madness. But a month before the elections in 2002 he was murdered. A lot of people think it was a complot planned by the gouvernment or the king. Fortuyn was also planning to kick the king of the throne and make holland a republic.
The murderer was sent to prison for 18 years but after 66% of the punishment you will be released in my stupid country. But he had to deal with some conditions. He had to wear an electronic ankle strap, he couldn't visit Rotterdam (where Pim used to live) or Hilversum (where Pim was murdered) and he couldn't leave the country. He went to court against all conditions and everytime the judge agreed, so now he can go whereever he likes, he is planning to leave the country.
Lol, U2, they always start with a crappy guitarriff a child can learn in three minutes, and then there comes a guy who's crying instead of singing, and he has the guts to give himself the latin name for good voice.
If you ever watched Lonseome dove you know Irishmen are criers. (and boozers, but who's not...).
Lol, I once got a message from a girl who said to live about 25 km from me. So we talked for a while here, and then I asked: When can I meet you? There came the clue, she said I'm in Africa now for my work, but if you send me some money I will come immediately. Yeah duh... I'm not crazy, I warned the admins here and she was banned. lol
A rabbit is running through the forrest when he sees a fox lightning his joint. Don't blow, blowing is bad for you, come on and run with me, running is healthy and good for you. The fox thinks for a minute and decides to run with the rabbit. Then they see an beaver using cocaine. Don't do cocaine, cocaine is bad for you, come and run with me, running is good for you and for your health the rabbit calls. So the beaver thinks for a minute and starts to run. Then they see a grizzly bear getting the needle in his arm. The rabbit shouts: Don't do... The bear cracks the skull of the rabbit with his paw. Why did you do that the fox shouts angry to the bear. The bear says: Well, everytime that rabbit used speed I have to run, and I'm through with that.
'Trump dies in a caraccident. So he knocks on heaven's door and asks Petrus: Can I come in? Petrus says: You can come in, but important persons we always give the choice between heaven and hell. Trump: Ah come on, I would to go to heaven. Petrus: Nono, that's not how it works, first you go to hell for one day, and then you come to heaven for one day. Fearing and crying Trump takes the elevator down to hell, but when he finally arrives he sees a pub in a lovely park, and there's also a golf-course. So he thinks: This is not to bad. He enteres the pub and there are Jimmy Carter, John F. Kennedy, Ronald Reagan and so on. They drinking the best cognac and eating the finest salmon, smoking the best cigars and listening to some great bands on stage. Trump plays golf with several ex-presidents and has the time of his life. Next day he goes to heaven, thinking: If hell is such a party how good will heaven be? When he arrives, Petrus give him a violin, send him to lay on a cloud playing violin all day. Trump is bored and sad. The next day he walks to Petrus and says: I never thought it would happen, but please send me to hell. So Petrus send him down and when he arrives, Trump is in a pitt of fire while devils are hitting the hell out of him with burning whips. Trump screams: I don't understand, two days ago it was all fun here, and now it's awful pain. Satan answers: Two days ago we were on campaign, now you've chosen.
[Verse 1] AQUARIUS! There's travel in your future when your tongue Freezes to the back of a speeding bus Fill that void in your pathetic life By playing Whack-A-Mole seventeen hours a day
PISCES! Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos With the Ebola virus You are the true Lord of the Dance No matter what those idiots at work say
ARIES! The look on your face will be priceless When you find that forty-pound watermelon in your colon Trade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf Then give a hickey to Meryl Streep
TAURUS! You will never find true happiness What you gonna do, cry about it? The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up Do a bunch of stuff, and then go back to sleep
That's your horoscope for today (That's your horoscope for today) Yay, yay, yay, yay, yay That's your horoscope for today That's your horoscope for today (That's your horoscope for today) Yay, yay, yay, yay, yay That's your horoscope for today
[Verse 2] GEMINI! Your birthday party will be ruined once again By your explosive flatulence Your love life will run into trouble When your fiance hurls a javelin through your chest
CANCER! The position of Jupiter says that you should spend The rest of the week face down in the mud Try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose While taking your driver's test
LEO! Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt And staple it to your boss's face, oh no Eat a bucket of tuna-flavored pudding Then wash it down with a gallon of Strawberry Quik
VIRGO! All Virgos are extremely friendly and intelligent Except for you Expect a big surprise today When you wind up with your head impaled upon a stick
Now you may find it inconceivable Or at the very least a bit unlikely That the relative position of the planets And the stars could have a special deep significance Or meaning that exclusively applies to only you But let me give you my assurance That these forecasts and predictions Are all based on solid, scientific, documented evidence So you would have to be some kind of moron not to realize That every single one of them is absolutely true
Where was I?
[Verse 3] LIBRA! A big promotion is just around the corner For someone much more talented than you Laughter is the very best medicine Remember that when your appendix bursts next week
SCORPIO! Get ready for an unexpected trip When you fall screaming from an open window Work a little bit harder on improving your low self-esteem You stupid freak
SAGITTARIUS! All your friends are laughing behind your back (Kill them) Take down all those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine You've got hanging in your den
CAPRICORN! The stars say that you're an exciting and wonderful person But you know they're lying If I were you, I'd lock my doors and windows And never, never, never, never, never leave my house again
Why is it chess is still mostly a sport for men, women can play chess very well, there are several female international masters and grandmasters. In chessclubs it's mostly men. Come on ladies, you can do better.
What doesn't bother me are the wars in Africa and the middle east. If they want to kill each other, well, be my guest. Only things that bother me are: I hope none of those fighters survives. And don't come running to Europe to get free money.
Lol, a friend of mine had a dog who passed away just before he went away for a three week holliday. When he returned home his house was filled with millions of flees. He had to stay with his parents for a week while cleaning the house.
Wish I was born some 10-15 years before, than I would have seeing the upcoming from the hardrock and metal. Black Sabbath started in the year I was born, Alice Cooper was already busy and Led Zeppeling came a year after Black Sabbath. Bet I missed a hope good music those days, and see what crap we now have all the time in the pubs.
What celebrity of the same gender you are you wouldn't kick out of your bed?
For me that's Alice Cooper, would love to talk to him all night, having some good laughs. Sometimes he has very funny stories about what he experienced during his life.
They are all golddiggers. Like that woman who fled from Afghanistan, she could have fled to many countries next to Afghanistan, and even where she is now, she is safe. All she care for is getting as much money as possible and have a comfortable life.
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RE: Mr.Trump Ends Covert CIA Program That Funded Syrian Rebels
Yesterday we learned Holland has done the same, we never heard of it. But they only send uniforms, radarsystems and cars that can be used in the war, but no weapons. Well, if every country is sending weapons and usefull stuff to terrorists, I don't understand why the terrorists attacks us, they should be greatful.The politics are totally corrupt.
We had 2 children from Armenia, their mother was refused to stay here and already in Armenia, this weekend the children were supposed to leave the country too, although they couldn't stay with their mother who was confused. So they should be sent to an orphanage.
But now the gouvernment the gouvernment decided they can stay, there were many judges who looked at the case and said they couldn't stay and the minister neglects them. Even the mother can return and the kids
can live with her. How the hell is this possible. The mother is confused and can't take care of her children, or is she suddenly recovered, touched by Jesus Christ? Or is that Jesus Christ the dutch taxpayers who give her a lot of money every month.
Our gouvernment isn't trustworthy and has no backbone. Geert Wilders should lead this country out of the madness. Once we had a good minister, Pim Fortuyn, and he would have become primeminister. He was anti-islam and he would have saved us from all the madness. But a month before the elections in 2002 he was murdered. A lot of people think it was a complot planned by the gouvernment or the king. Fortuyn was also planning to kick the king of the throne and make holland a republic.
The murderer was sent to prison for 18 years but after 66% of the punishment you will be released in my stupid country. But he had to deal with some conditions.
He had to wear an electronic ankle strap, he couldn't visit Rotterdam (where Pim used to live) or Hilversum (where Pim was murdered) and he couldn't leave the country. He went to court against all conditions and everytime the judge agreed, so now he can go whereever he likes, he is planning to leave the country.
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