Unlike the disbarred bubba Clinton.... ( Archived) (15)

Who actually did reportedly lie under oath, the witch hunters will no longer have their chance with our brilliant President Trump. Seems like ersatz answers to written phantasy collusion questions will have to do instead. The lefties are still loaded for impeachment bear, but a few more shells have now been removed from their shotguns. Weapons themselves now practically gone. Not merely brilliant, but tough, considering how admirably he has withstood the enormous unfair arrows shot at him, by persecutors and bias pundits alike. Sort of gives one another tingle down the leg, all, no? Tough and brilliant---very tough and very brilliant. And unfair, very unfair. And as to Hussein O., if you like your doctor and current plan, you can keep both. No shortage of long stories.

Yep, fellas. I think in his case both the presidente cigars and the presidential trouser snake had made the rounds a bit. Perhaps not including Mrs. C., after a few initial romps during law school.

Well, he is married to Melania.

On the other hand, he seems to have been a bit wistful about not hopping on his future rival.

"Hillary Clinton I think is a terrific woman,” he told Greta Van Susteren. “I am biased because I have known her for years. I live in New York. She lives in New York. I really like her and her husband both a lot. I think she really works hard. And I think, again, she’s given an agenda, it is not all of her, but I think she really works hard and I think she does a good job. I like her" Interview in 2012

Trump's too stupid and immoral, to pass the bar exam.

He inherited his money, went bankrupt a bunch of times; and if he wasn't profiting so much from the Russians giving him loans and supporting him, and 304 members of the Electoral College appointing him president, after he lost the election: he'd die in poverty or prison.