RE: What Are Some Of Your Favorite Memories From Your School Days

I had a fat woman teaching us dutch language.
But she couldn't handle us, and one day she shouted: Who wants to leave the classroom? I shouted: I. She said: Go see the director. I shouted okay, left the classroom and slammed the door behind me. The director was in a meeting, and I never heard of it anymore.
But actually I hated school. It was boring and I hardly had any friends.

RE: What is your favorite hobby

A german visits the dutch beach and digs a large pit, and he sits in it all day.
The next day he returns but a dutch family is sitting in the pit. The germans says: That's my pit. The dutchman answeres, no we moved your pit to the graveyard.

Steven Gerard is in London to watch a match between Arsenal and Liverpool. But he don't know the right direction, so he opens the window and asks a man: How do I get to Arsenal? Practising my boy...

RE: When do you know someone is exclusively yours?

Your heart and her eyes will tell me.

RE: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?

with a sharp knife through her breasts.

RE: What Are Some Of Your Favorite Memories From Your School Days

Well, I had a teacher who wan't very nice to me, so when we were organizing a surpriseparty for him, for being teacher for 25 years, I spoiled the surprise. Another teacher heard that and the whole school was furious at me.
Just lately I have discovered I'm autistic too.

RE: How many fish did Jesus cook when he fed Women, Children and about 5 thousand men

Fish 'n' Chips

RE: The big flow of refugees from the Middle East and Africa

Most refugees first travelled from Syria to Turkey, Turkey is safe, so they have to stay there. When they travel on into Europe they are economical refugees.

RE: The big flow of refugees from the Middle East and Africa

it has to made clear that economic refugees has no chance at all. We are not the walhalla or Santa Claus.
For refugees of countries at war it has to be clear that they can stay till the war is over and when it's over they return and help to rebuild their country. In the mean time they can work here and try to save some money so they're not helpless when they return. Illegals should be send home the moment they are caught.
There are too many loopholes in any political system.
A few decennia ago in the Netherlands it was possible to get a worker for about three years on a test contract after the three years they should have a job for life (if they wanted to). So what did the bosses do? They let people work for 2 years and 11 months, sends them home for three months and then they could come back, starting with their beginning salary again.
You can make strict rules about anything, also immigration, they always find the loopholes.
So there has to be a solid system without any loopholes.

And write articles in the newspapers of the countries that sends us economical immigrants, that the people from that country, coming to us, have no chance, so they will risk their life for nothing.

RE: wow new found knowledge here...!

an uppercut?

RE: wow new found knowledge here...!

wow, I didn't even knew that myself, thanks for letting me know.

RE: wow new found knowledge here...!

Huh< I ain't the father or mother of Saidmahmout, nor am I herded by the sheepdog Terry Bull

RE: i'm gonna shoot this fokker

I hope that computer is named Saidmahmoud?

RE: How many fish did Jesus cook when he fed Women, Children and about 5 thousand men

And cooked fish is smelling nasty, better bake or fry it. If you cook fish I bet everybody lost his appetite, that's the way Jesus fed all these hungry people.

RE: Are aliens real?

I think you're dumb. There must be planets like ours where life is possible and existing. No one knows how that life looks. It can be dinosaurs, fish, plants and trees, insects birds or anything we don't know on earth.
Even life on earth has changed several times.
Question should be: Are they capable of travelling through universe, and are they capable or willing to make contact.
People ain't the most friendly type of species in this universe with all our weapons.

RE: after death

after death there's hell, burning your balls.

RE: wow new found knowledge here...!

I learned saidmahmoud is a son of a goat.

RE: pork Vs bacon

I bet Terry Bull prefers pork, for he's a swine.

RE: Quantum mechanics

RE: Is your soul mate out there?

my soulmate is out there, stalking Pedro.

RE: Do you want everything or do you want the option to choose?

nobody can choose for a complete healthy body and immortality or happiness. If I could choose I would choose these two, eventually good looking too.
ichdom is a failure to hunt for, when you are rich, you want more, you always want more, even if you are the richest person on earth and you don't know what to do with your money. Of course you can buy any new game, book, cd movie etc, but you won't have the time to enjoy it all. I guess that's why many rich people are on cocaine.
Be happy with what you get, don't risk your life to get more.

RE: Any upcoming concerts?

I justheard Bob Marley is touring again. angel rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Story telling? 4 words per post

a tongue licking lips

RE: Should people’s religious and political beliefs - be mentioned in their dating profiles?

well, I want to know if she is a muslima or protestant, christian or what religion. Muslima's have no chance in my house, and I don't want to be forced to go to church regularly or want our children raised, indoctrinated by some kidraping priest.

RE: Are aliens real?

I bet we're not alone in this universe...

RE: Do men think all women are gold diggers?

I prefer to work in a woman's silvermine, only I have to put in the silver myself. rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Are humans Territorial?

RE: Are you a Perfectionist, in any way?

to mine

RE: The 70s

ahhh, shut up you old son of a goat

RE: Are you a Perfectionist, in any way?

I'm not only a perfectionalist, I am perfect.head banger head banger head banger

RE: Willpower................

When Brexit is a fact, you won't be very happy anymore. grin

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