RE: Gambling, Betting, having a Flutter.

I'm not into Vegas, because if you go, you're there for a few days, and I do enjoy gambling. I go to Atlantic City about twice a year with a few of my friends and we go for the night. I take what I can afford to lose , yet have always come home with money. never have I come home broke, or losing what I set out to lose. We go strictly to Harrah's, and while we get a comp room, and comp dinners and breakfasts, the money we bring is for GAMBLING. Great deal of fun. I love roulette.

If you are not in the paring garage and by my car at 11:00 AM, you need to find another way home. that's the rule, and everyone abides by it. haven't left anyone up there yet...

RE: If roses are red

thanks. rainy and ugly out, makes one feel better with company. the mind wanders at times. sometimes to places you don't want to go to.

RE: If roses are red

when eagles forget how to fly

when it's 20 below in July

and when violets turn red

and roses turn blue


I'll be still In love with you



from the song "still" by Bryan McKNight

this thread made me think of that song.

RE: Plan B Screen Names

sisco-gomez-gonzales-guerrero-sanchez-rodriguez-martinez-lopez



right to the point, of who I am. rolling on the floor laughing

but if I have to resort to plan B, I may get deported if they find me. rolling on the floor laughing

pop quiz folks.

does this mean you calling in sick tomorow for the ABC's? rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

pop quiz folks.

THIS IS INCREDIBLE.... Read all the Numbers... Slowly and in Order!!
Be Careful not to MISS ANY
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GOOD ! TOMORROW I'LL SEND YOU THE ABC's !




It takes so little to amuse old people.

RE: The person you date has some physical defects...

Can't say I snore loudly, yet I have woken myself up to make adjustments in my position in bed. But that is when I'm nto erally in a full sleep yet.

I have been told I sing, or not wait! I play a tune, while snoring. Like

on top of old smokieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, all covered with meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, I laid my poor meatballllllllll, while trying to sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.rolling on the floor laughing sleep sleep

3 contractors

3 contractors are in a terrible traffic accident, and die. one is Italian, one is Jewish, and one is a black man.
when they all arrive to heaven, they are greated by St peter who says, " HEY! what are you guys doing here?"

"what do you mean?" they asked " we died, and this is where we ended up. so being we're in heaven, we're in right?"

"Well, NOT ACTUALLY" said St Peter. " See, I've only have room for one of you guys, but being you are contractors, and the Pearly gates need a little fixing, you will all bid for the job, and the one who gets it, will remain, the others will have to go back."

so they each begin to look over the gates, and St peter first asks the black man to bid.

" what do you bid on the job?" he asked

" well ya see, I bid 9 thousand dolla" said the black man.

" and how did you come up with that bid?" asked St Peter

" well I gotta get parts, it is 3 thousand for my parts, 3 thousand for my labor, and 3 thousand for my profit."

"OK cool" said St Pater

Then he turns to the Jewish man and asks him to bid.

The man looks over the gates, and comes back with pen and pad.

" so what's you bid?" St Peter asks.

"vell ya see St Peter, I bid tvelve soundsand dollassss"

" and how did you come up with that bid?" ask St Peter


"vell I need 4 soundsand for my parts. I use the verry best parts. 4 thosand for my labor. I give the verry best labor, and 4 soundsand for my profit."

" very good" said St peter

he then turned to the italian guy and ask, " and what is your bid?"

the Italian guy looked down the road to the gates and said. " " I bid 27 Dousand dollas"

"and how'd you come up with that bid?" ask St Peter

The Italian says

" look Pete, it's like this, 9 Dousand for you, 9 Dousand for me, and we get the black guy to do it for 9 Dousand..............

RE: Diamond's Huge Curvy Dating Adventure in Abilene

would have thought you migt have found the no job part, before agreeing to a date. something about him had you captured to that point. Can you let us know what about him made you go on a date to meet, or did he just pull the wool over your eyes, with his cyber charm?

RE: Men...fess up...

I've been away for a week working, and my perfect homecoming is, arriving and finding her not there to greet me at the door, yet upon entering our house, I see her walking down the stairs wearing my white shirt, and I'll let your imagination wonder, if she has anything else on, and she bossingly says, " hey honey! you still have a bit of work to do before, you can rest for the weekend. I've missed you baby."kiss yay

RE: What IF.....??

Now let's use commen sense here, for JUST one minute. DO you really think, that if Obama WAS NOT born in this country, HIS PARTY, which is hundreds of Politicians in this country, would have gone through the trouble of facing possible embarressement, and lose the presidentcy, by chosing him as their presidential candidate? The things people believe really baffles me at times. And how old are you?

And as for using your vote to vote. yet not voting for either party, it is your right, yet to vote for a loser is not smart either. Why not utilies your vote, to hopefully make a difference, and vote for who you think will win not for against who you wish would lose. Kind of a waste of time to me. stay home if your vote means nothing. JMO

RE: When Do We/Or Should Give In?

put me in coach

I'm ready to play

today


put me in coach

I'm ready to play


I have been single now for 2 years, and during that time I've dated a few women. Some have lasted, days, weeks, months. They of course had some issues, or maybe it was me that had the issues, yet giving up is not in me.

Nothing ventured , nothing gained.

Will I find her? If I knew the answer to this question, life would not be fun at all. the excitement comes from the hunt. The way you feel when she steals your heart.
Pain comes with every attempt at love and happiness and my heart has felt much pain, yet though torn and battered, it is strong and has withstood the tests of love, and will not give in to being alone. It's not in me.

RE: just a thought.............

In a social setting, I can say I probably would simply start conversation. yet in the street? maybe a smile to have one returned may be in order, but to stop them to meet? I don't think I can. people can brush you off easier when they are in route somewhere.

Touchy subject. Discussions open............

ju maee be right ladii, but I dun speeki ingli, bekaus ju no spiki spani..


yes it could have been. I heard this today on my ride home litening to a radio talk show, and this was the subject. yet it was not about Americans saying this about Mexicans. Just about learning another language in general.

RE: Cabbie

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Touchy subject. Discussions open............

it is not the passport that is the issue here. It's the mind, and wishing to learn. something that can only benefit them in the long run.

I had 3 but left one back in school................now I'm down to 2.........yet I do feel if I was, no wait! I feel when I go to Paris, I can defend myself somewhat in their language. I hope! rolling on the floor laughing

Touchy subject. Discussions open............

I attended a private school in NY City, back when learing was fun, and not what it is today in our school system. BECAUSE I was Hispanic, and read and wrote Spanish, I was not allowed to study Spanish which would have been a breeze, so I have to take French.

Touchy subject. Discussions open............

there are exceptions to ever rule. Do they speak the language?

RE: A little chuckle....

my chances of finding that one, would be greater than hitting the lottery. I keep all body parts, including fingers inside my vehicle at all times. rolling on the floor laughing

good facts............................................ thanks rolling on the floor laughing

Touchy subject. Discussions open............

why is it I hear a great deal of Americans say " speak our language or get out!"

when you speak 3 languages you are tri-lingual.

when you speak 2 languages you are bi-lingual.

when you speak one language you are American.

Ok, give it to me....................go ahead..................shoot, what are your thoughts on the subject?

Do you think you'd make more money if you spoke more languages?
least bi-lingual?

RE: intelligence

why not just be funny? does that count?

RE: intelligence

a smile me old chap, returns a smile, or did you not know that?grin

just clarifying.

just so you don't find it odd, feeling happy...........rolling on the floor laughing

RE: I'm new.

Welcome aboard. handshake

RE: intelligence

when using these guidelines for detecting intelligence, do you allow them an open book test? rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Name five cities???

London, Paris, Madrid, Sydney, Rome.

RE: I really Hate being me

A true friend never seeks a thank you. he does it because no one else will, or because he cares. When the chips are down, you find who your real friends are. Simply for their presence in talking to you, and soothing your pain, or discomfort, or just allowing you to vent.
Vent my good man.vent on, and no need to thank us, because WE are all friends.

RE: What are You Drinking ?

Agua......................H2O..................water

RE: ways to reduce stress

I laugh a great deal, and don't sweat the small stuff. In everything, and everyday, there is reason to smile. JUST DO IT!

RE: intelligence

knowledge is power, and power is money. I'd side with knowledge, but would date someone who is not as inteilligent. The heart does not know knowledge, it knows feelings, and that is far better than all the money in the world.

RE: What would you put in the pocket of the person above you!

are you telling me you're going to write one. a manual that is, due to it being empty? rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

thus you're getting busy? rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

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