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RE: how many people have fell in love with another person on this site?

I kinda like the vertigo wink

I know and I only daydream with my heart, not with my mind wink

Yes but try not to fly against the wind... wink

RE: how many people have fell in love with another person on this site?

I am beginning to fall for someone...
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But there´s nothing I can do about it! laugh dunno smitten

RE: Mary’s getting married to a moron

I like the way he writes too. Already told him that. Nice, isn´t it?
It´s not about religion or anything. I don´t think he´s really looking for the debate, he just wants to inspire us and himself.
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Cultural gaps

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Cultural gaps

Hey Lus what are you doing in Finland???
Come to Brazil!!!
I´m looking to import a boyfriend, but I´ll gladly import you (not INSTEAD of a boyfriend, mind you!) comfort cheers handshake

Cultural gaps

You think it really wasn´t friendship? Or in your eyes friendship was something else, while SHE thought she was really being your best friend?

See, I never know. Here in Brazil if I kiss and hug someone I´ve just met, just because I liked them, they won´t think I´m being too "forward", it´s a natural thing to do.

If I hug and kiss someone from another country, I never know how they´ll take it and what they´ll think I´m actually doing.

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Cultural gaps

That´s good! But suppose you don´t KNOW you´re offending people because you don´t know how you´re supposed to behave in the first place?

I went to live in the Northeast and thought I was being very polite (being from the South). It tool me over a year to realize they though I was stuck-up and could explain myself, apologize and change my behavior.

Cultural gaps

I´ve experienced some in my own country. In the South, you wait for people to invite them to their place, and when/if they do, you should consider it a privilege and be very polite, keep your hands to yourself and not ask questions. In the Northeast, people will be surprised and offended if you don´t stop by their places for a visit, during lunchtime and without previous warning, and will get mad if you don´t help yourself to the food and the fridge.

Anyone got any tips on how to avoid sorry gaffes, offenses and misunderstandings, due to cultural differences?

RE: IT's SATURDAY.... watcha doin?

Cooking, doing my laundry, TRYING to study but keep lazying about on CS... going out to a friend´s Bday party at a nightclub later on. He´s the DJ and a very good one too. I think tonight´s it an 80's and 90's indie, punk and rock flashback.yay dance dancing reunion cartwheel thumbs up party danceline balloons cake

How to please a man

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How to please a man

Hee hee hee hee
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How to please a woman

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How to please a man

Well, the first marriage was not my choice. I was 16 and was traded by my father for 5 camels (hence my trauma). I couldn´t cook at the time, so when my husband found out, he wanted the camels back. I was being myself.

2nd marriage, I was traded again for 2 1/2 camels (I was second-hand merchandising). I already knew how to cook, but I couldn´t breed fast enough, so good hubbie wanted the camels back.

3rd marriage, I was traded for goat guts. When I saw the dead goat, I puked on my dear mother-in-law. I was immediately returned to my parents and have been here ever since, waiting for marriage #4.

I wonder if I´m still worth a bottle of diet coke.

dunno

How to please a woman

Oh-oh...
Er, does "Jokes and Humor" ring a bell?
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How to please a man

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How to please a man

Hi Cristina! How´s life?
Hey what can I do, I´m a complete loser.
Will accept advice though from more competent people. Up to it?

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How to please a woman

Naaaaaaaaaaah, don´t be like that.
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How to please a woman

Yeah, and I´ll pick up the newspaper and bring it in with my teeth, while I´m at it. You can tap my head when you grab it. Oh and while you watch the game, you can rest your feet and your beer on my back, how´s that?

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How to please a man

One day you should really tell us the real love story between the two of you. It seems to be better than anything close to a relationship I´ve had in the last 10 years!!!
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How to please a woman

I can stop by naked and bring beer, would that make you happy?
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How to please a woman

It depends.
If you have the looks and the ways of Johnny Depp and Antonio Banderas, if you can give them THAT look deep into their eyes, hold them firmly, kiss them gently and slowly and at the same time be "in control", you´re the perfect man and I insist, do marry me.

Now if you´re waiting for them to tell you what to do... you shouldn´t be told by your wife that you have to take out the garbage. You should KNOW you´re supposed to do it, and do it in a dignified, manly, elegant way, without needing to be asked!!

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How to please a woman

No need to! Make a joke on me instead!
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How to please a man

And it drinks along with you, I suppose!
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How to please a woman

Hey, I´ll gladly get a job if you do what´s in the list, do the laundry and the cooking, help the kids with their homework, keep the house, and be ready, bathed, perfumed and groomed and have dinner ready by the time I´m home. No credit card needed!!!!
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How to please a woman

PERFECT!!!! MARRY ME?

Not Somechick, she just wants you to be yourself.

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How to please a man

That´s right. My 3 marriages failed when I started being myself!

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How to please a man

You really are in love with that Harley of yours aren´t you!
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How to please a man

Now THAT´S anti-ecological.
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How to please a woman

YEAH!!! IT BETTER BE WORTH IT TOO!!!!
very mad

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RE: What's your idea of a good man?????

fOR MY ANSWER PLEASE SEE THE "HOW TO PLEASE A WOMAN" THREAD
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