Dear Abby, My dog won't stop staring at my cheeseburger. I poured him a whole bowl of dog food and filled his water dish. Everything I try to make me something to eat he wants a bite of it. He hide his chicken bones under the bed and I can't get him to take a bath. Should I take him to a dog psychatrist?
Hey, thats great. Remember that you can put the chip against your forehead and hit it with a hammer and when it breaks it is ok or you can suck on the chip until it disolves, lol. I am happy for you. Hugs.
Dear Abby, I think the mail lady is trying to flirt with me but before I can talk to her she just drives away. Do you think she is playing hard to get or that she flirts with all the guys on my road? How do you send a love note to the mail lady?
God grant me the hmmm trying to remember that word oh well to accept the things I can not change the courage to accept the things I can and the wisdom to know the difference. Nice thread thanks for posting it.
You deserve a break today so get up and go away to McDonalds. I learned today that I still can't teach my dog to talk but he is teaching me how to bark.
Dear Abby, I think I am developing horns and wings. I have had a 'poor me' attitude. Is there any way to get out of it. I thought I was isolating so I would go out the door. I still felt alone. Just how far does one have to walk before they feel outside and not alone any more?
Dave, will I dream? Yes, Hal, you will dream. Dave, are you still there? Yes, Hal, I am still here. No, man, I am Dave. You can't be Dave. Wake up Dave; You've been in a coma. I am Dr. Hal; You've had a carcinoma. We had to remove part of the brain. You will have to work and retrain. You have suffered severe brain damage. We had to stop the brain hemorrhage. Dave, am I dreaming now? Dave, stay with me now. I am still here, Hal. No, man, I am Hal.
I think flirting is good. I can't think of anything wrong with flirting with the one you really care about. I mean if you are going to flirt be serious about it because flirting around can get you into serious trouble.
I wonder if anyone has thought to check in her seats for loose change. I bet she would be fun to ride. I wonder if she is an automatic or a stick shift.
We might have to jack her up and see if she has any problems that we don't know about. I have heard that those foreign models are hard to get parts for.
Lets take a look under the hood and see if she has any wires loose. I wonder when the last time you took her to a mechanic and had her checked out thoroughly.
Yea, glad you made this thread for the real posters. I think the fake posters should make their own thread. I am glad to be in this thread where the real posters are.
Unconditional surrender to communication whether you lose the damn argument or not because if you are not listening to what each other is saying then might as well just go watch television or go to the bar and get soused with your buddies and talk about how your wife won't try to understsand your side of the story.
Welcome to the reality of all the good ones live far away on purpose just so they can torment us with it. The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence because all the grass on this side of the fence has already been chewed down. Hey, I tried the mass transit of faraway folks to change out local folks with. Did anybody listen to me? No. I tried to make a better world for everybody but there are always those people who think they know better, lmao.
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RE: I AM DEAR ABBY TODAY....
Dear Abby,My dog won't stop staring at my cheeseburger. I poured him a whole bowl of dog food and filled his water dish. Everything I try to make me something to eat he wants a bite of it. He hide his chicken bones under the bed and I can't get him to take a bath. Should I take him to a dog psychatrist?