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RE: Chose your favorite!

I think Nat's probably turning in his grave to be compared with Elvis!...

RE: 3 biggest lies in the world

Of course I'll still love you in the morning! blushing

RE: 3 biggest lies in the world

Here's a lie and a contradiction-in-terms:

VAT, or Value-Added-Tax...

Value Added???...you have to be joking!!...doh

RE: I'm Sick of Being Single!? plz i need hlp

Jump on a ferry ...I'll buy you an ice cream...laugh

RE: 3 biggest lies in the world

Here are 3 smaller lies:

A few extra pounds
No baggage
Current Photo

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RE: Ping! Cetaceans find each other over great distances with a sonar ping, so will I get an echo?

Is that the sound a fart makes?...confused

RE: Looks like I'm back...

Well, I don't know you, but I'm assuming the fact that you are back is bad news because you're single again...hug

RE: is it true that all men want a big woman but wont admit to it.....?

I'm terrified by women who are bigger then me...

RE: Suspicious messages

That's disturbing....scammers are quite welcome to take my photo though!...laugh

RE: what do you like to do on the first date.

let's just call you 'chum' then....laugh

RE: what do you like to do on the first date.

That's ok....we're still getting used to you too...laugh

RE: after death what will u get?

Worms, worms, and more worms....but after about a week, it tends to quieten down a bit...


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RE: what do you like to do on the first date.

Starbucks??....sheesh, you big spender...but the truth is, most women are impressed with a cup of coffee that costs $4.00 or more....

RE: What type of exercise???

I find dirty weekends particularly rejuvinating...angel

RE: 'MAN OR MONEY' ??????? WHAT MATTERS ????

I think to realistically expect women to be honest about this issue is a non-starter. Money, and how well-off a man is, or at least his earning potential, has been important to most women I have known. But few women are likely to admit that publically. Take a look at the poll results. They speak for themselves. More than a third of women clicked on the money.

RE: ..arabian countries what was the source of livelihood before oil discovery

I think you probably know the answer to your question already....angel

RE: Marki is

I don't understand...what does this mean?? Another Slavic invasion of western Europe? Genghis Kahn rides again? ...batten down the hatches, and lock up your sons? confused

RE: Space

More space??.....dump him honey...hug

RE: Blonde Goes To Heaven

That's why I love blondes....they're so damn clever...smitten

RE: Do women like men who are thick?

Women tend to be attracted to men who are thick in the back pocket...angel

RE: Do women like men who are thick?

Maybe he means as thick as a brick?....dunno

RE: Who would you date???

I'll tell you after you send me naked pictures...cool

RE: Right now, are you happy?

I'm so happy, I could spit...cool

RE: Blind Faith

doh ....is this a true story?...

RE: Where are the most beautiful womans?

it's a well-kept secret...the most beautiful women in the world are all in the middle east. Why else would they all wear burkas??....batting

RE: what is fav part of woman or man body you like

This thread sounds like a lecture in dissection...barf

RE: DO U THINK THE YEAR 2012 IS END OF WORLD ????????????????

The goofballs were the Mayans...a rather sophisticated culture with very advanced engineering and astronomy skills...inform yourself here:



RE: DO U THINK THE YEAR 2012 IS END OF WORLD ????????????????

Elvis still lives, Marylin was murdered, so was Diana, the Queen mum is a reptile, there are UFO's, the Swine Flu immunization programme is a plot to kill off 2/3 of the world's population, and the world will end in 2012, if not sooner...read it all here...doh

RE: How come it is so boring???

Stray socks are fine...it's those stray c*ck you have to watch out for...professor

RE: How to know a female is single?

That was funny!!....rolling on the floor laughing

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