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RE: I think i've eaten too much curry!

....and don't fart while you light your cigarette...cool

RE: I think i've eaten too much curry!

Put some aftershave cologne in your boxers...angel

RE: Do you collect anything in particular?

I'd collect women, but they take too much upkeep, dusting, cleaning and so forth...mumbling

RE: Do you collect anything in particular?

Pictures of old dead men... batting

RE: At what age do men grow up?

I realised at one point that I never wanted to grow up, but it was too late...doh

RE: Maxine's 1-Day Employment

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Have a laugh

I loved it!!...thank god the world sucks!! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Sun, Sea and s...........

Is that anywhere near Ibotza?....doh

RE: Do a lot of women have this problem?

Nah, I don't mind if someone doesn't reply to a mail from me...the world today is so hectic and busy, and 10% of women on here get 90% of the mail, so it becomes a hassle and a chore. I totally understand, but at the same time am very impressed by women who take the time out to reply...it's just human courtesy. I reply to every mail I get.

None so far....rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Would you rather have an alcoholic partner or a Pot Head?

This is no choice...an incoherent lush with a rotting liver or a stoned space kadettewith droopy eyelids who can't count to 5...I'd rather be single, thank you.

RE: Where are the most beautiful womans?

The most beautiful women I ever saw are all online...laugh

RE: DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT ?

Bravo!...at last, something worthy of your desire...banana

RE: DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT ?

But women don't feel lust...they are too calculating for such triviality...cool

RE: DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT ?

Yes, I believe it because I experienced it. At age 10. A visceral thing, it was. But falling love is like a season pass to a swimming pool...it lasts a season, and then it's over. So dive in while you still can! laugh

RE: DO U THINK THE YEAR 2012 IS END OF WORLD ????????????????

The world ends in 4012!!!!...

RE: DO U THINK THE YEAR 2012 IS END OF WORLD ????????????????

The archeaologists just forgot to look on the other side of the stone...those dumbasses...frustrated

RE: When life gives you lemons...

I'm the worst lemon-pie maker in the world...in fact, I've never made a lemon pie. There, it's out now, and everybody knows...blushing

RE: When should you report someone on CS and how?

There you go!...and if you see his profile still here tomorrow, report it again, until they boot him out.

RE: Should Inter-Racial Marriage Be Encouraged?

Imagine that proposal:

"Darling, will you marry me and thereby contribute to racial harmony and world peace?"

...well, it's quite original, isn't it?...

Good luck!
thumbs up banana

RE: I need your help, darling....

....and don't call me darling...professor

RE: I need your help, darling....

You've lost me here...never heard of this phrase at all. What's "rye"....??...is that long for "I"??...

RE: People of color? I don't see you - are you there?

I'm depressed....white isn't a color...blues

RE: Guys you will love this...

Hey, the dude is 31 and retired!...maybe he's a rich kid...you never know, he'll probably get what he's looking for. laugh

RE: WHY??

I usually pack a very large hankerchief. I've practised tying ends to both ears and jumping off my balcony. it slows the descent somewhat. Hey, it's better than nothing. professor

RE: ARE YOU REAL

I'm real too....at least I was the last time I looked!..wow

RE: Do you think Angelina Jolie is hot?

Jolie is a babe, no doubt. Extremely beautiful, and from what I've seen, has a brain to go with it. You can't beat beauty and brains. Brad, I hate your guts!..frustrated

RE: DO U THINK THE YEAR 2012 IS END OF WORLD ????????????????

I died and went to heaven last night.....for the rest of you poor sods, you'll have to wait another 2 long years...tongue

RE: Newspaper

Maybe it shows that 12% at least have a good sense of humour?...banana

RE: what happened with the NEW WORLD ORDER thread??

Big Brother was watching....cool

RE: Chose your favorite!

Because Jeeper's Creepers...cool

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