In virtually every case when I've been given driving directions by a woman, I have noticed that most of them confuse left and right. It's pretty scary. An another thing. NO WOMAN has any idea how long a kilometre is. Period.
I create masterpieces with shaving foam on my bathroom mirror every morning. No-one knows about them. Maybe I should try to sell them on Ebay, but how do you ship a mirror?
My dog, my fake diplomatic passport, my wallet, the suitcase filled with counterfeit dollars, the six-pack of beers, my pants, my Blackberry, my car keys, and my snub-nose Taurus 38 special.
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RE: What is your favorite type of chocolate?
I usually go for Nigerian chocolate, until she asks for money for her mom's operation.