Odysseus101Odysseus101 Forum Posts (925)

RE: let him who is out sin cast the1st stone

I believe that clergy are a randy lot of old men...doh

RE: Where are you

Lost in the mists of time....a lonely fart in a hailstorm...a flake of dandruff in a snowstorm....doh

RE: what is the purpose of life?

That bad huh?....doh wow

RE: Where are you

I often ask myself this question....still don't have a definitive answer on it....daydream

RE: what is the purpose of life?

The purpose of life, is to make it meaningful. Sin a little, repent a lot, be charming, help older people, worship women, love your parents, floss often, wear sunscreen, drink beer, fart quietly, be respectful, and if you tell lies, do it while no-one's listening. angel

RE: What stereotype annoys you the most?

Pro Box, Acoustic, and Planet Audio can be mildly annoying, but the one that ticks me off endlessly is Infinity! frustrated

RE: Why do so many men not put a photo of themselves on their profile?

I'm an internationally wanted handbag thief. if people recognised my photo, I'd have at least 25 women mailing me, trying to get their bags back...

Any cute babes want a date?..You may not get dinner, but I've got some really cool handbags for you!

..blushing laugh

RE: Athiests and christmas

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing doh I joked on my vodka over that one!!....

Your Dream Partner

Please be realistic! professor doh

Red Flags

Yes, another red flag for me is the profile that starts off with: "I, the beautiful women, looking for the soulmate"... cool laugh

RE: Do you believe in love at first site?

Love at first site? No way, I believe you have to be on at least 10 sites before you get lucky! professor

RE: Would you inseminate yourself as a last resort?

I don't like to boast... blushing

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Thanks for your comment! Just popping off for a pint.. cheers doh

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Your dad was probably more right than wrong, mate....good luck to ya!

cheers handshake

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Thank god!! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing cheers

RE: This time for good....

I'm glad it's for the good Elley.....and for the bad......and for the ugly.... rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

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Do you want a broken nose??.....no laugh doh

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I love to see love blossoming here....despite geographic boundaries, social mores, IQ or anything else....

teddybear heart wings lips

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I promise, the fact that you are nuttier than a fruitcake, is something between you, me and the keyboard, ok? cheers handshake

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I'm afraid you would talk too much. Apart from that, I'm convinced you wear a hairpiece. rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

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That's ok. Would you like to date me? We can discuss religion, creationism and conversion over starters. Please don't interrupt me. if you decline, the Royal family is at risk. Can we go dutch?...

batting

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Sorry I didn't add the option "Long, flowery nasally romantic religious emails" rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

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If the choice is between "manic-depressive" and "dead"...I'll take a corpse anyday. Saves me a job...rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

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I hope you're not referring to me. If you are, I am denying everything. laugh

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Good man!...welcome to the CS chain gang!

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing cheers

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Boban, The Mojo Man.

cheers banana banana banana

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Actually, I have great respect for your country, and I wish I owned more chinese stock. I also wish I spoke Mandarin.

But then again, I also wish I was young and handsome.....rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

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Does the sign on your photo say "Stop Secretions"...

In your case, perhaps good advice. rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing cheers

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Welcome to the funny farm mate. comfort

Now please pick up a shovel, and get to work... rolling on the floor laughing

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I would love to exchange emails with you, but I must decline. If I did, I may put your Great Leader's life at risk....doh

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