fireliter Forum Posts (5,902)

RE: Tell a joke.

A couple of old guys were golfing one day, when one of the men said that he was going to go to Dr. Marlow for a new set of dentures in the morning.
His elderly friend remarked that he had gone to the very same dentist two years before.

"Is that so?" the first old gentleman asked. "Did he do a good job?"
The second gent replied, "Well, I was on the golf course yesterday when the fellow on the ninth hole hooked a shot. The ball must have been going at least 200 mph when it struck me right in the nuts."

The first old guy was confused and asked, "Damn, But what does that have to do with your dentures?"

"Well," the second man answered, "that was the first time in two years that my teeth didn't hurt."

RE: Thread to the Cs monitors

the lady has a point,
Thanks are appreicated but, helping in the unloading of a warehouse full of CS branded stuff says volumes, in fact its never to early to start Christmas and holiday shopping.

did you know the quality of the shirts and stuff is really quite good, beyond good in fact.

Let me share this unknown fact about thier coffee mugs they can be used for tea too.

RE: Independant Moderators ... possible or not?

seems such a responsibility/ and task it could not be assigned it would require Volunteers, which can bring about many unscruplous natures. Power doing what it does and certain collectives within the CS site. I've seen some albeit their rational minds are quite sane but when they or freinds are angered they becoem less than adult.... yeah independent moderators who do not use the forums,, yes "independent" moderators to me means Independent of CS altogether. from profiles to forums to blogs they do not participate... yeah in that sense it would be Great. will go now and create a new me and not sign up for CS jut volunteer to be a moderator.... I'm coming back new and improved worry not freinds of Dan i'll protct thee in my alter ego moderator for the independent thinkr and the oppressed. ..
now to the lab to create my moderator garb.....I'll probably need a faithful side kick..... where to place the ad cannot use CS

we are all adults .... aren't we?

come on, really, we are all adults... at least thats the impression. What is so wrong with two adults satisying a need that only copulation can satisfy'.

why all the posturing????

Geesh, you would think to read this forum and posts that many are abstinite .. for some high moral appearance thing.... PLEASE.

I do not entertain the thought of beinmg with my neighbor for some holier than thou reason, its just as when the kids where in the houseand being married I choose and will remain discreet. ( which is a major problem here at CS) I grow tired of hearing how so many have not experienced the pleasure of the opposite gender because they're waiting(Yeah, right...Who HONESTLY believes this crap? married FOR 16 , 8, 10 ,or 15 years and you now claim abstitence... can i PLEASE get an Amen.... Seriously, I want someone honest not only to me but about their actual current lifestyle... cause truth is If I find a woman appealing then I'm honest enouff to admit that I'm not so unique to think I'm the only one who sees the same phyiscal, chemical atrraction
So, this "lie to me" is lame and I ain;t buying the product your selling. Simple reason being... I am not that unique nor am I that rare of a man. thank you and its friday, gonna eat my pork roast taters and shower then I'm out for the night....

Geeesh been married so many odd amount of years or committed, or involved for many years and 'SNAP', I'm gonna be cellibate by choice...... PLEASE.

RE: still looking for the right woman

as prviously stated hit the International forums post a veiw opinions ideas and questions....
and be patientthe speed of the internet is great however it don't work that fast with relationship.... not with me anyway

good luck and welcome to the asylum... your white jacket has been order....one question regarding that the buckles, you prefer gold or brass?

RE: why when you say your feelings to a lady or viseversa u get hurt?

wearing your heart on your sleeve will always be a dangerous approach to finding someone worthy of our affections and attentions.
good luck in your future attempts

RE: I hate seagulls

What where you wearing when you went to get the paper, that you thought something would throw something at you??

RE: how do you know?

it takes time for out country checks to clear you deposit, then check comes back lack of funds but he g=has your money already

RE: Would you

I'm become more spiritual so following the dogma of any one religion is not an option.

RE: The Invisible Woman......

I'm happy to say sometimes in public my glances I have made a few mature women smile.... not at me but there facial expressions changeswith tha knowing acknowledement, and some do let the smile slip from their lips.

then theres those that do not take to being looked at so well either

I think the dropping the shades and looking gets the biggest response. both good and bad

RE: Do you think that people are more arrogant?

arrogant confident and DDDamn some with all that arrogance and confidence make me wonder "Duh you're What"???

RE: The Invisible Woman......

I wonder if being invisible is acquired by age or the thoughts within ones mind. is it our own vision, what we choose to see and acknowledge that gives us the sense of being invisible?

RE: Disillusioned

another impatient one bites the dust.... I hope those who expect overnite success just cuaes their online have better bladder control then they do when it comes to matters of the heart.
be well Bobby7.

RE: WHO SMOKES?

I can say proudly and without hesitation
I've become a social smoker, a stress smoker, and last but not least a drinking smoker.

Other then that, I'm as good as a non-smoker minus,
those health speeches

RE: Scared??

is there a button or something you press to see if you have been blocked and by whom?

RE: HOW CAN YOU TRUST ................?

I too am a cynical soul..when it comes to trusting....but I'm secure and moderately happy. which majes it easier to be more critical of all those sweet words and attactive woman who Lo and Behold cannot find a 'good' man

"If something sounds too good to be true its not." That adage applys not only to buying cars, boats, and rolexes it applys to finding a compatible partner,freind, or romantic interests.

hope is eternal and the prize of finding someone who will love you as much and as completely as you'll love them will always produce some who get hurt and even become cold and callous.

RE: Planning an Event

wow negative waves rebecca,


how does one 'know' for sure if someone is single?

RE: i usally ask myself this question ...

the lack of preservatives and additives in food preserved and additdid the years on humans...

seems it more importnt for food to have longer shelf live then for humans to live a longer life or something like that

RE: School 1976 Vs. 2006

not smart enuff to deciphers if you laughing with or at....

remember when.....

Well 'Sir' look at it this way, think of all the other nouns you could ba addressed by...."Hey you old --------"

RE: All you need is positivity!!! Tell us ONE good thing about your day!

instead of of hillbily breakfast I had a yogurt and fruit thingy it was in a bowl and had fruit with yogurt....

remember when.....

yeah I remember when I thought 30 was over the hill.

remember when.....

even those are not as plentiful as the days of my youth....sad thing is..... now I know what i'm doing

RE: School 1976 Vs. 2006

ain't it the truth... Ahh I remember the seventies well

remember when.....

I think sometimes i 'overthink" if i should initiate a conversation in the grocery stores... but I still manage at least 2 or 3 verbal exchanges.

remember when.....

Believe it or not I've been accused of turning down offers. Just curious if others haveand their reasonings for it.

RE: Does political view make a difference in your choice of partners...

if its one of moderate difference i enjoy debate and conversation. but those with extremists veiws I havta take a pass ...I have enough extreme views of my own

remember when.....

when was your last date??


have you turned any invitations down??...... if so why?


i recently turned down an invite to a play.... after 12 hours of working last thing i want to do is watch a community theatre presentation.... anywho, who is Anne of Green Gables?

whose state or governement or media is the most truthful honest and accurate.

i enjoy comparing news stories the whole gambit political, world, national sports its interesting how flipping one phrase can totally change the information received when its read

RE: Is $25,000 too much money for an wedding ring?

I've heard the nose piercings can be painful but 25G's