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Happy Birthday Lindsy Jones

I want to wish my very good friend, Lindsy Jones, a very, very HAPPY BIRTHDAY!happy birthday party cake party hat balloons danceline

Here is wishing you the very best and may you have many,many more wonderful and HAPPY BIRTHDAYS!dancing boogie buddies dance elephant
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Update on Tarzan and Jane

This is a very funny video! Open and enjoy!

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http://www.johns-jokes.com/update-on-tarzan-and-jane
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Shopping List

Many of us over 60, especially those WAY over 60, may be confused about how we should present ourselves in public. We're unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to conform to current fashions. And for those of you receiving this who are no where near 60 yet, keep reading anyway -- you'll be there.

Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:

1. A nose ring and bifocals

2. Spiked hair and bald spots

3. A pierced tongue and dentures

4. Miniskirts and support hose

5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads

6. Speedos and cellulite

7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar

8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor

9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge

10. Pierced nipples that hang below the waist

11. Bikinis and liver spots

12. Short shorts and varicose veins

13. In-line skates and a walker

And the ultimate 'Bad Taste' in fashion:

14. A thong and Depends

Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind when you are out in public.

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This is good advice – I made a copy and carry it with me on my shopping trips so I know what not to buy. (Darn, had some of these on my list!

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Chuck and the Horse

A young man named Chuck bought a horse from a farmer for $250. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up to Chucks house and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died."

Chuck replied, "Well, then just give me my money back."

The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."

Chuck said, "Ok, then, just bring me the dead horse."

The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with him?"

Chuck said, "I'm going to raffle him off."

The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead horse!"

Chuck said, "Sure I can, Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead."

A month Later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, "What happened with that dead horse?"

Chuck said, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at five dollars apiece and made a profit of $2495."

The farmer said, "Didn't anyone complain?"

Chuck said, "Just the guy who won. So I gave him his five dollars back."

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First Drink With Son

Off we went to our local pub, Murphy's, only two blocks from the cottage.
I got him a Guinness. He didn't like it, so I drank it.
Then I got him a Kilkenny's, he didn't like that either, so I drank it.
Finally, I thought he might like some Harp Lager? He didn't. I drank it.
I thought maybe he'd like whiskey better than beer so we tried a Jameson's, nope!
In desperation, I had him try that rare Redbreast, Ireland's finest. He wouldn't even smell it.
What could I do but drink it!
By the time I realized he just didn't like to drink, I was so drunk I could hardly push his stroller back home!


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Copper Clapper Caper

I ran accross this video on youtube and thought it was very funny!rolling on the floor laughing I wanted to share it with people who want a good laugh!laugh


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjquGpmgwOo


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Great Song!

This song sums up most of my feelings about being an American on the 4th of July!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ps7xmW-9LXQ


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Happy Birthday LouLou

HAPPY...HAPPY...BIRTHDAY to LouLou! One of the nicest ladies on the blogs!hug teddybear bouquet yay happy birthday party cake balloons danceline

Have a great one my friend!cheers

Here's hoping you have many, many more!teddybear
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Canada Day

I just want to say to the Canadians on CS.....have a wonderful holiday on July 1. The day you became an independent Federation!thumbs up

My son was born in Seaforth, Ontario, Canada, on Easter Sunday, 1968. Canada is a very beautiful place with lots of very loving people!

Please enjoy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8Sw6ScUmnk


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Priest and Pilot Go To Heaven

A priest dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who's dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans.
Saint Peter addresses this cool guy: "Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven?"
The guy replies, 'I'm Jim, retired Southwest Airline pilot from Houston .....'
Saint Peter consults his list. He smiles and says to the pilot, 'Take this silken robe and golden staff and enter the Kingdom.' So Captain Jim goes into Heaven with his robe and staff.
Next, it's the priest's turn. He stands erect and booms out, 'I am Father Bob, pastor of Saint Mary's for the last 43 years.'
Saint Peter consults his list. He says to the priest, 'Take this cotton robe and wooden staff and enter the Kingdom.
'Just a minute,' says the good father. 'That man was a pilot and he gets a silken robe and golden staff and I get only cotton and wood. How can this be?
'Up here - we go by results,' says Saint Peter. 'When you preached - people slept. When he flew, people prayed...'


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Getting Older

This is a very good video on middle age and older.

There is a message in this video for all of us.

http://www.youtube.com/v/zflvfFZxIWQ?version=3&hl=en_US&rel=0
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Getting Older

This is a very good video on middle age and older.

There is a message in this video for all of us.

http://www.youtube.com/v/zflvfFZxIWQ?version=3&hl=en_US&rel=0
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