RE: No For November& December

yep, boring too.

RE: No For November& December

Yeah probably some boring old hippy will take up the idea.

RE: Who do u want to see return to the forums!!

I wouldnt be admitting that here, otherwise Jesus will tell santa not to give you any presents, and telling the easter bunny not to give you any chocolate eggs.

RE: Who do u want to see return to the forums!!

Well some evangelists told me the Lord was about to return, so obviously I'd like to see him back on the forums.

RE: EU COUNTRIES

Its been on the news here heaps, my boss predicted the outcome while the referendum was being held. Catalan is about 20% of Spains economy, no way they'd let that go without a fight.

And how about 1.8 million West Papuans secretly signing a petition for their own independence from Indonesia? Did that get much airtime in Europe? I bet it didnt, nobody wants to upset the Indons. Largest single taxpaying entity in Indonesia, is Freeport copper mine in West Papua.

How many people with only one leg have you rooted?

So when you say 8, revised down from 16, do you mean four with no legs at all or eight with one leg?

How many people with only one leg have you rooted?

Well yeah I guess so, no legs at all would be double points.

RE: Who do u want to see return to the forums!!

When I leave, I hope to be remembered as a complete arsehole who touches people's legs and steals their food.

RE: What would be the most terrifying time of your life

Probably watching my kids being born, although dirt bikes deliver a lot of terrifying times.

RE: Do u think ur Open minded ? Or do u stick ur head under ur girlfriend's/boyfriends shirt ?

When I'm spending quality time down there, the last thing I'm thinking about is old men. Weird huh?

RE: Do u think ur Open minded ? Or do u stick ur head under ur girlfriend's/boyfriends shirt ?

Yeah, I reckon I'd stick my head under my girlfriends skirt. We'll probably both get kicked out of the library, but thats life.

RE: Do u think ur Open minded ? Or do u stick ur head under ur girlfriend's/boyfriends shirt ?

I doubt any of it is any good for you, neither is available at health food shops.

RE: Do u think ur Open minded ? Or do u stick ur head under ur girlfriend's/boyfriends shirt ?

Yeah I've done that a few times. Not with girlfriends though, as it only works with very small breasted women. One was my hairdresser at the time, and the other was a motel receptionist in Melbourne. I'm pretty sure cocaine had a lot to do with it, but it could have been ecky.

RE: I Got Banned from the UBT

If you dropped a bike rider and a dog-pooer off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first?






...Who cares.

RE: I Got Banned from the UBT

I wont be staring at them, but I'll be thinking about them while I cook my breakfast. Thanks guys.

RE: Over the last year I appear to attract mainly the more mature men - Can someone tell me Why ?

Its the freedom of the internet. Fat/old/ugly/whatever people like to contact those who are not, because well, you just never know... Sure they'd have a better chance with their own, but I'm guessing they figure they might as well have a go at trading up.

The same as selling a car on the internet, if you want 2000 dollars for it you'd start at 2750 and let them bargain you down to 2000.

RE: "You Make Me Want To Be a Better Man"

I'll go all profound here and say- No, I make me want to be a better man...

RE: I Got Banned from the UBT

Its harder to get into vet science than it is medicine (because doctors only work on one species, and often that species can tell them whats wrong). No doubt a massive hecs debt. No doubt thousands and thousands in professional indemnity insurance... And no doubt a lot of folks never bother going back to pay the bill they promised to (not saying Lookin" wouldnt). Dentists also wont do any work till they see the bucks. Doctors probably would, they can afford to risk the gap payment and survive on the medicare component.

RE: Retro Dance Party for Singles Concord Sydney

I heard they couldnt find enough babysitters that night, as all the women had between 2 and 15 kids.

RE: Dating overseas?

Yeah me too. They get to left leg and I'm looking for somewhere discreet like the broom cupboard.

RE: Always remember - The tide Will turn - Who believes in Karma ?

If you apply the rules of karma in reverse, you'd be walking up to somebody in a wheelchair and keep on reminding them they must have been a real arsehole in a past life.

RE: Dating overseas?

But then they sing turn it all about, and you spin out.

RE: Dating overseas?

I know, thats why I didnt say the Hokey Pokey.

RE: Dating overseas?

I love the way she does the macarena.

RE: Dating overseas?

Security seemed a bit heavy-handed that day, at least they stayed around until everyone went to sleep.

RE: Dating overseas?

Yes, she was telling me about a concert she was planning with Bob Geldoff I think, called Kool Aid or something.

RE: Dating overseas?

You can do quite well dating overseas. Recently I was dating a woman who claimed to be a professor of linguistics at the Jim Jones mail order university. They have a state of the art campus in French Guyana.

RE: Forumers Rampage Against Banning

When you think about it, its a bit like Druid ceremony at Stone 'Enge... Nobody knows whats going to happen really.

RE: R u scared of computers - I suggest u do/don't ?

Geeks will always be needed. More and more things are computerised, like TV's etc and even the fridges are now. Its like car mechanics, plenty of us are more than capable of doing an oil change and service, but would choose to leave it to somebody else.

RE: Metal heads?

I like heavy rock and roll, but not that dog-growling music.

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