RE: Have any people actually found a date on this?

I had a really good bat, does that count?

Ireland

If only your ancestors had the foresight to steal a loaf of bread...

Ireland

Homo and away, bunch of kiwi wannabes. Neighbours is where its at.

Ireland

I was taught that ye's were sent here by the Poms, against your will... Maybe they teach a different version of events there.

RE: Are women

Thats a bit rich, coming from a whingeing pom.

RE: what is Greece known for..?

Lake Tanganiki, and maple syrup.

Ireland

Life's pretty good here without Fosters, be a shame to take a backwards step and get it back.

RE: what is Greece known for..?

Haloumi cheese and Garuda airways.

Ireland

No, the drinking and slamming wouldnt. But the going to Ireland for a lesser grade of filly and beer brewed from molasses in a road-fixing machine would.

Ireland

No, but as usual I'll have to explain what my reasoning is. That could take quite a while.

RE: Did you want to pay a bill to Irish Water

Jesus, if he existed at all, would have been a gay man and most likely black as well. Maybe 10% or so of the population swings that way, and you'll see coloured faces everywhere these days.

Most people can deal with it and move on, Ireland seems a tad stuck.

RE: what is Greece known for..?

The Gypsy Kings, and tabouleh.

Ireland

I'll get back to you. I'll have to explain it to all my mates first, they may need a bit of convincing.

RE: Euro-millions lotto---prize breakdown...money wise

Thing is Rob, Oz lotto its 7 numbers. Powerball (5 numbers and a powerball) has good jackpots too. Trick is , be in it to win it. Dont get too sucked in buying ten tickets etc., because statistically that only raises it from one in a million to ten in a million.

They profit from the weaknesses of the human brain- it cant think randomly, and we focus on the numerator not the denominator.

Ireland

Sure, I went to Ireland a few times and know how it works. So I think its appropriate that myself and my countrymen go over there and drink all your beer and sleep with all your women. If you dont like it-too bad so sad.

RE: Did you want to pay a bill to Irish Water

Well... Its got to be cheaper than the bill I get from Irish electricity.

RE: What Would You Do ?

After watching nature programs, I think I'll grow bright plumage and dance elaborately, and pinch blue pegs off people's clotheslines for my bower.

RE: Marboulius picture-took thread

I think you took it a bit literally when I said most guys like looking at birds bum's.

RE: Isle of man TT

Nah, if it takes 4 burly marines, thats the equivalent of 16 silky Persians.

RE: Isle of man TT

I'm seeing 4 burly marines struggling to remove the tape, then all tumbling into the water followed by an Afghan rug.

RE: Isle of man TT

I shoulda warned you to wax first, that tape can be tricky to get off.

RE: Isle of man TT

RE: Happy Birthday Truheart!

Happy birthday!

Have a burnt sausage and piece of stale bread for me, wash it down with a luke-warm soapy water-tasting cats piss English beer.

RE: Isle of man TT

OK scrap that idea, its not going to work.

So as another hypothetical, remember the Cher song- if I could turn back time? So what music would get you wearing a few strips of gaffa tape and dancing with US marines on an aircraft carrier?

RE: Isle of man TT

So just as a hypothetical, what music would get you to wear the Abba jumpsuit?

RE: Are women

Ah... Actually no... I prefer to do... um... the loading.

RE: Are women

My popularity rating is so high that the government made me register myself as a lethal weapon.

RE: Isle of man TT

As long as I choose the music, I cant decide between Pink and Lady Gaga. And as long as you wear those white girly cowboy boots like they do at line dancing.

RE: Isle of man TT

Combine that with some falafel and Lebanese bread, and then you've got a feed happening. Do some burnouts in a stolen Hyundai, thats the entertainment side of things sorted.

RE: Isle of man TT

I might even take some hommous and tabouleh.

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