Who wants to go on a date with me? We can hang out at the mall entrance picking up cigarette butts to smoke later and then we go steal a old man's walking stick and hand out chocolate coated onions to children
When I was maybe 4 or 5, mom made me a home made cape out of a plastic bag. I went to the top of the cliff just in from the driveway, ran to the edge and jumped.
I couldn't fly, the cape didn't work. Landed on the rocks down in the ditch, got up, walked out the road and went playing with dinkies instead, I don't think I said a word for the rest of that day
The trick to falling is to not let your head or neck take a hard shot. I done plenty of falling growing up, funny thing is back then I nearly get myself killed and walk away from it. If I had to take those same shots to my body now I'd be in a body cast.
Most people have buckets lists, some have anti bucket lists. What is something you done that you will never do again?
Lots come to mind but maybe the time I jumped off the side of a cliff in a home made plastic cape trying to fly like Superman. I didn't try that again.
Its quiet here. Loudest thing you hear in the place is driving by my house when I got the music blasting but my neighbors are far enough away that it don't bother them.
There is no corner store in my community but lots of nature. Its not for anyone who likes a active social life but half the population goes to bed with their doors unlocked.
There was this one day back in high school. During recess, bunch of us was in the hallway and someone let one go and it stank. Cleared us all out, then along comes this teacher and it was funny watching him try to hold a straight face as he walked through, he didn't do a good job of hiding it.
My dog Rambo, he sleeps with me every night and he likes to get under the blankets. About once a week I have to drive him out for farting. There were nights I had to open the window and leave the room for 20 minutes
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Who wants to go on a date with me? We can hang out at the mall entrance picking up cigarette butts to smoke later and then we go steal a old man's walking stick and hand out chocolate coated onions to children