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It is "Woe" And Such Sorrow To The "One" Who Suddenly realizes That What They had is Not With Them Anymore("Oh No!")
And Its Joy And A Brand new Day To The "One" Who Finds What The Loser Has Lost.......("Hey!".."Look What I Found!!").............................................................................................detective detective detective
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"ON THE ROAD AGAIN"..(17)

I saw My First "New Barn" Going Up...A Skeleton of new Fresh Wood...And Right next To it ..In A heap On The ground from All Those years Standing Was What was left O f The old barn..Which Im Sure Has a lot of Secrets That it Took With it To Its End
I Also saw My First "Black Bear" yesterday...It Was on Route 80 West In Pennslyvania..And Unfortunately..The poor guy Was laying On The Side of The Highway..And Yes..He was dead...Its Not nice To see a Bear dead;;Deer Are Common To see..But Not Bears
Nobody Realizes How many Truck Drivers Die In The process Of Bringing The goods That You Buy To A Store near You..Just Today I Came Across A Tractor Trailer On Its Side On Its Side And The cargo All Over The center Medium...From The looks Of it..It Doesnt look Like The Driver Survived(A Sobering Sight To See For Sure)
There Are Signs That Say.."Look Out For motorcycles"..I Saw One Nut Job Today On my Way back(He Had To be Doing 60MPHs..When he Did a "Wheely"Going By me...(Crazy A-- People)
I Wonder When They Are going To Put Signs Up That Read.."Watch Out For Tractor Trailers".."You Could Save Your own Life"
And Someone Left A Wooden Old "Granny Rockin Chair"In The Breakdown Lane(Looked To be In Good Shape Too)"Strange Days Indeed"
Aaaand Then Theres Those Buildings(Usually Painted Purple)Off of The Highways That Are called "Gentlemans Clubs"(We All Know What Goes On Inside Those Places(I Wouldnt Think Youd Find Any "Gentleman" Inside One of Those Places
Theres A Flock of Canadian geese Out There In The Field..Got To be At Least A hundred(Yet..Everytime I see The same Scene(Theres Always 1 Watching..Also A Lone Canadian Goose Didnt like me driving into The back of The Building 1 Early morning..He Snarled At Me And hissed(And Then kept His Distance..he Wasnt going To be Pushed Around(Not This Goose Anyway)
A Groundhog was Standing upright on 2 feet Watching us Humans Flying by on the Highway(Wonder What he thinks Of Us?)
I Also Saw 2 deer Eating.. And1 Female Turkey Peckn away..
And In Ohio The Death Toll Has Risen To 706 Fatalities On The Highways This Year
And Lastly..When I Was Out of The Truck..4 Butterflies Were in A Ball Squabbling With Each other(In Silence Of Course)..And They Continued On Their Way As I Watched Their Sioent Fighting Disappear Beyond Within The Trees
See..Its not Just humans Who Dont get Along...............................................................


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"ON THE ROAD AGAIN"..(16)

People may Think That driving A Tractor Trailer Is Exciting And All That Stuff...It can be..At Times
But The Worst Part Of Doing This Is Waking Up ..In A Real bed..And When The Reality Sets In...I realize This
"Oh Yeah...I Got To Leave To Go "On The Road Again"
And Why Do I Have To Do This?...Because The People Demand That What They Want Will Be On The Shelf For Them When They Go To The Store.....Anyway...Thats Life I Guess
Okay......The bitching Is Done Now...Where was I?
Its 6 Am Here On The east Coast Of The USA...Ive Just Awakened from A dream And Now Am Back In Reality
I Have A Load Already At The yard Waiting For me...Its got To be In Cincinati..Ohio For This monday Morning
Then nfrom There I Have To Go To Kentucky To get Loaded(The truck getting Loaded..Not Me...I Wish I could get Loaded)
And That Load Comes back To A Dunkin Donuts In Bellingham Massachusetts...Could be back For Wednesday...That Would be Nice
But trucks Will never be Able To drive Themselves...So I Have To Start Preparing myself For Another Round Of...
........."On The Road Again"........detective detective detective detective detective
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"ON THE ROAD AGAIN"..(15)

There he is Sitting There at The Top of The Light Post Along the Highway..Im Sure hes Just waiting to See Any Movement On The ground..And Then it Will be All Over Fir The Poor Rodent(Red Tailed Hawk)
Some Mother is going To have To The store Again And replace The "Purple Teddy Bear" Thats Lying Along The Highway..That Will sdtop The crying
Being So High Up In This truck I can See theres a Cop Sitting There In his Police car(Look At bAll The Break Lights Going On!!..Suddenly..Everyone becomes The "Best Driver In The World"
I Had To Go Through The "Land of Gentle Jim"(Wisconsin) To get To Minnesota............Remember Yogi Bear?..Boo Boo?..And "Mr Mister Ranger?"..They All Live In "JellyStone Park" In The cartoon..Well I just Found out That There is A Real "JellyStone Park Off of Route 94 In Wisconsin(Wonder if Yogi boo Boo And miater ranger Reside There Now?
Also On Route 94 Is The "Paul Bunyan Logging Camp"...I Wonder if "Babe The Blue Ox" is There With "Big Paul?"
And Then On The Same Route Is The "Ho Chunk" Casino...It Is Aptly Named Id Say....Why?...Because After You have Gone To His Casino And Are Now Leaving..Id Say That You left "Mr Ho"..A Large "Chunk" of Your Moneyrolling on the floor laughing
Saw A mother Deer And her Youngun Relaxing In The Shade of a tree
I Wonder Why It is That All Cows Are Always Facing Tha Same Way When They Graze?(This Ones For Avias)
Thhese Are Some of The Rivers I have crossed In my Travels This Week...Willow..St Joseph..Red Cedar...Chippewa..Wisconsin..The Black River...The Maumee And The Tiffin River
And it Wouldnt be Complete With A Word About Crows
Its A 2 Lane highway...3 Crows Are eating Something In The Passing Lane..And As I Approach Im Expecting Them To Fly off
Nope..They Didnt move Or Pay me No Mind As i Went by At 65 MPHs About 3 feet from Where they Were
And Lastly
Did i Notice That Some of The Trees are Already Losing Just A Little bit of Color??....And Omen To Come
Oh ..And I say A Miniature Pony No More Than 3 Feet High..My..They Are Small
And Slow Down In Wisconsin....347 Deaths So far This year
And Thats The story Folks For This Weeks version Of.."On The Road Again"........detective detective detective
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"ANOTHER FREE"

"I Was Sitting In My Morning Sun"
"When I Thought I Should Go For A Ride"
"I Got My Horse And I Wound Him Up"
"And Then I Took Him Outside"

"So I Went Riding Down "Old Pastures Way"
"When I Was Young I Would Play"
"Lit A Cigarette Gazing Out Into The Wild"
"And Thats All I Can Say"

"But Tell Me"..."Who"..."Who Are You?"
"You".."How Do You Do?"

"And Then I Stopped For A While"
"Surely Thought of Your Smile"
"Then I Saw My Reflection There In The River"

"Where Will I Be?".."Come This Eternity"
"Another Day".."Another Way"..."Another Free"

"And Just How I Remember You"
"Your Hair Blowing In The Breeze"
"And How You Would Laugh With Me"
"And Oh How You Would Please"

"But All My World It Stopped Still Id Say"
"When You Were Sent On Another Way"
"Still Searching With A Hope To See
"Another Day".."Another Way"....."Another Free"......
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"UPSIDE DOWN FROWNS"

Everybody Seems To be driving on The same Road Lately..........'I Think its time To make A turn here And get On A Side Road....Slow Down .....And See What youve been Missing......And Listen To What you never heard..And That is....."Sayings" From..The "Upside down Frowns"..................detective detective detective
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"SOMEWHERE DOWN THE LINE"

So You Are All Alone Still?..We Are All Alone..Thats Why We Are All here
Each One of us(Well Most Of us Anyway)Are Alone...And What We Might have failed To realize Is We Are Alone because Somewhere Down The Line...We Made The Wrong Decision Or decisions
I Want You To Go back In Time And look At That Guy/Girl..and Think.,."Now What if I Did This?"..or.."What If I Did That?"
I Know I Can Look Back There And I Definetely can see Why Im Where I am As Of Now(But We cant Go back..Can We
Yeah ..Way back Then...She Wanted me To stay With Her
And That Only made "My Fire" Higher..And I Was In The Mode of.."Shell Always be There"(So I Went With The "Blonde Bombshell"
Who Abruptly Dumped me In A Week
I Went back To The other...And She Crossed her Arms And Shook her head Sideways..Back And forth..(Thats Where This guy Went Wrong)
Yep..All We have to Do is go Back In Time And See Where We Went Wrong
And Youll Find That You Went Wrong

"Somewhere Down The Line".....................
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"ON THE ROAD AGAIN"..(14)

Here I go Once Again...Its 530AM here In Massachusetts..This Sorry guy has Just Woke up..And yes..Its time to Start getting ready To Go Off On Another Adventure Once Again
I have to be In The State Of Minnesota By 11AM This monday Morning for A delivery
The Paid Miles For this Journey Will Be 1,397 Miles
Andf In A 14 Hour day..With An 11 Hr Driving Period Within That 14 Hour Window..Ill have to Drive Over 600 Miles each day For Sure
Getting by Chicago Will be The hardest Part of The Journey As The people Are Crazy And theres More Road constuction(Meaning 3 Lanes going into 2 lanes Aand Then 2 Lanes going into 1
But Thats Life now Aint it?
Got to leave In 3 And 1 Half Hours
so..Now its time for Coffeecoffee2 ....................................detective detective detective detective detective


(What Id Like To Know from You Guys is)
(Do You Want me To Still keep A Record of my Travels For When I get back?)

Or Have You Guys Lost Interest?
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"WHERE DO YOU GO TO MY LOVELY?"

I Wonder Where people go In Their Minds..When They lay Down To sleep
Id Wonder What They Might think About
After All
The mind is Always going When were Awake And In between Awake And Asleep
And When We Are Asleep
Its Like that Song
"Where Do You Go To My Lovely?"
"When Youre Alone In Your Bed?".................................detective detective detective detective detective
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"TO TELL THE TRUTH"..("DUM DEE... DUM DUM")

This Should get your brain Working...Be careful That you dont get lost in All of this...I Am "Man Number 1".....here we go..Ready?
I Was in A Long Distance relationship(If you Want to call it That..Only a picture And Words for the last Year With girl Number 2)...Anyways...A girl I havnt heard from In over 2 years sent A message Asking how I Was(Girl Number 3)..And by mistake I sent A Courtesy reply Back(But By Accident to "girl number 2"( Girl number 3 never got my Reply) Anyway..That caused problems..So I sent girl Number 2 Girl number 3s Email So She could see That There was no Wrong Doing(if there was Anything going On..I Wouldnt be sending her That..Thats for Sure..Afetr A few weeks..it all Went away And it seemed That All Was fine...But then A Week Ago.."Girl Number 2" sent me a message saying I just sent her a Sick message in broken English And that "We Are done"(What is She talking About?)...i say "I Didnt send that!!"..Girl number 2 says im A ____Liar!!!...Then later Girl Number 3 Sends me A message Saying Girl number 2 Is Asking her Questions About me(Man Number 1)(I Didnt reply back to Girl number 3..And havnt as Of now)I told girl number 2 What girl number 3 Said..Girl number 2 says.."I never talked to her"Your saying this just to Aggravate me!!"(getting a headache Now)..Then girl number 2 keeps on that im this And Im That..Then Girl number 2 Makes A mistake...She says.."I never Asked About you".."I received That Email from her While you Were out on The road"(Dum Dee dum Dum)
How could girl number 2 Receive An E Mail from girl number 3(Girl number 3 Doesnt know her Nor her e Mail?..The slip of the tongue sealed her fate...Girl number 2 Did in fact Contact girl number 3 in order for girl number 3 To Tell me That girl number 2 Was Inquiring About me..And its girl number 3 that Writes in broken English!!..Any way..Im still the bad guy
I Dont think girl number 2 Will Reply here(I Wouldnt if I were Her)Shed be giving herself Away
Anyway..Im Glad That girl number 2 is So far Away...After she reads this..Im Sure She could kill
And All i can do is laugh About the Whole Damned Thing..Theres nothing Else One could do At A Situation Like this
Im Sure you guys Will have fun With This...Go For it!!
It was girl number 3 Who sent the Email To girl number 2 Using my email Address(But girl number 2 refuses to belive this

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing ........................detective detective detective detective detective
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"FOLLOW THE BAND"

Just Listen To People
And youre Sure to Hear
The Same Old Things
Thrown At Your Ear

Everybody Follows The Band
Theyll never seem To Understand
Youve got To Stand Out..Away from The Crowd
Then youll not have To Be yelling So Loud

Ive Always Been And Always Will be
Not As most of you..But Always As Me
Away from The Hordes And away from The Walk
The Dumb a** Sayings..The dumba** Talk................




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"ON THE ROAD AGAIN"..(13)

Look At That Way up There In Our Sky!...Its A Hot Air Balloon!(Its getting dark And as The balloonist Fires Up The heat..You can see The Flame Illuminate Our Sky)Ive yet to Go up In One..Maybe Someday
Oh My!..as i Clunk Along the Highway..whats That I See Up Ahead?..Its blue ..Oh;;Its Somebodys back pack That Probably fell Off The roof rack(Wasit til They get to Their destination And find Its not there(Hope there wasnt important Stuff In it!)
Youve heard of The "Little Old Lady From Pasedena"..Well I Almost ran into The "Little Old Lady from Scranton'(She came onto the highway doing 30 MPHs)And it took All of the distance I had To not Run her sorry A-- Over
Theres An Old gray Abandoned broken Down Barn Out There In The Vastness of nothing(With 3 Buzzards Just Sitting There Doin Nothin)
Saw A "Black Cat Run Across the Highway Way in front of me..When he got to The other Side he turned to look back From ZWhere he Had come from(Wonder Why?)They say its bad Luck If A black cat crosses Your Path.
I saw 2 separate sets of "Twin Trees"..Strangely Both Of the Sets were About 10 feet Apart From each other....1 set Of them Were Alive(Keeping each other company...And the 2nd set?..They Were dead..Maybe 1 Died And the other couldnt Go on Anymore?)
Its Hot And in The 90s In Indiana..Can Somebody tell me Why That car That just Passed me Has A childs "Flyer Snow Sled" On its Roof?
Ever get That Illusion On The Highway(On A Long grade)That you Are Going Down When Youre Actually going Up?
Thank God it was cars That Were In front And Stopped 2 Lanes Of traffic That saved This critters Life..It was "Snapping Turtle" Out there In The middle of the highway(Somebody got out And moved This guy to The other Side(Lucky turtle!)
Oh yeah..remember The "Black Cat Story?"
Well..I Guess Theres Something to it After All
Yesterday i got Stopped by The highway Patrol...He said I was Changing Lanes Improperly And Slapped me With A 130 Dollar Fine!
(I took the ticket With A grain of salt
DAMNED BLACK CAT!!!!!!!
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