"Watch Out For all Those Faces"
"That Reside Within Their Cloud"
"Youll Begin To Know Your Better"
"When You Stand Away From The Crowd"
Theres A Little Tiny Island Out There Somewhere
And One Of These Times...It Shall be Found
Are They Really Going Green?
Or Is The Only Real Green
The Money They Make Off Of You... Buying Those Silly Green Bags?
Theres A Snow Man..A Walkman..A Game Boy..A Postman..And A Salesman
(How Come There Isnt Anything Named After Women?)
Did you Know The Best Way To Lose Weight Ladies Is To Eat Celery?
(It Takes More Calories To Chew Celery Than The Calories Celery Has)
Columbus Never Discovered Anything
(There Were People Living There Already)
The First Police Cars In The State Of Nevada
Had A Machine Gun Mounted On The Hood
(That Was They Kept Law And Order)(It Worked Too)
You Might be Surprised To Know That The Fastest Flying Insect
Is The good Ole "Dragon Fly"
(Its Been Clocked At 35 Miles Per Hour)
In Japan..If A Black Cat Crosses Your Path
(Its Considered Good Luck...Not Bad Luck)
When Archaeoligists Discovered "King Tuts Tomb"
One Of The Objects They Found Was A Bronze Razor
(Still Sharp Enough To Shave With)
The Breed Of Dog Known As The "Great Dane"
Did Not Originate In Denmark
(Chalk It Up To Germany)
The Planet Pluto(Now Downgraded)
Got Its Name When A Group Of Astromers Gathered When The "Planet Pluto Was First Discovered
As They Were Hashing Over What Name To Call This New Body Just Discovered
One Of Them Had His Little 9 Year Old Daughter Who had Come Along
She Suggested They To Call It "Pluto"..After The Disney Character
(And The Rest Is History)
In The Song By The "Doors"
"L A Woman"
Jim Sings
"Mr Mojo Risin"
(Rearrange "Mr Mojo Risin")
And Youll Get ........"Jim Morrison"
Did you Know That "Elvis Presley" Had A Twin Brother?
He Died At Birth
Just Imagine.....Two Elvis's
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