Read in years
Couldn't stop laughing from start to finish...
That they are too old to do something
My friends elderly parents he's 82 and she's 75
He is in the early to medium stages of dementia and she's not far behind
He's had his drivers licence taken off him as he can't walk without a stick can't turn his head or concentrate enough to hold a 20 second conversation.
Last week his wife woke to a phone call at 6.30am from the night watchman at the Dr's where he had a 10.30am appointment the following day,saying he was beating on the door wanting to be let in.
He had managed to get up,back the car out and make a 40 min car journey in the dark without headlights
Yet he had left the car running in the car park because he couldn't remember how to turn it off or take the keys out.
Now the wife has to hide the keys and lock them both in the house at night
... is currently reading 2 minutes to midnight the same time as during the " cold war "
So what better time than now to play this...
I have to cut down my coffee intake to one cup a day
I'll show him
Stumbled across a book titled
"Suppressed inventions and other discoveries"
By Jonathan Eisen
Makes interesting reading
Covers everything from
Waterpowered cars and supressed medical therapies to UFO technology and alien contact...
Here is a copy of the preface
From sea to plate in less than 30 mins
Now that's real fast food
Borrowed a Dehumidifier and made the mistake of leaving it on overnight
Woke up this morning with dry eyeballs and so thirsty I could have sucked the scrotum of a sweaty camel
The tank contained 3 litres of liquid and as the average adults body is 60% water I think all that fluid was me.
I have not regained enough strength to weigh myself but should I be worried
Put down my first batch yesterday
And one tried making this or any other ?
Feel free to add any others
Just no songs about kombucha
Thanks
Kombucha is so old hat
Switchel is where it's at
Ingredients:
2 cups mineral or filtered water
¼ cup raw, organic apple cider vinegar
¼ cup raw honey
1 ½ tablespoons freshly grated organic ginger
For a little extra cleanse add a pinch of cayenne pepper
Method:
Combine all ingredients in a glass jar or bottle. Cover and refrigerate for at least 2 hours or leave to steep for 12 hours. When ready to serve pour through a muslin cloth into glasses and garnish by adding a few fresh blueberries, a sprig of mint and a wedge of lemon.
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