Baby Baby Baby

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“Baby, I'd be all over you like a Rash.”

Any of you think you can help this poor fellow out with a better opening line?
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Thanks, Biff hug

Too bad MiMi couldn’t be there...blues

MiMi wanted to have s surprise birthday party for him and roped in the help of his daughter cheering

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P.S Art was a football ( soccer ) coach and his daughter managed to gather most of them players that he had coached to attend the party!
Thank, GT hug bouquet
Biff, omg...rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing that is....straight forward and very equestrian

wave
Whew, Aa. I am relieved. I was smelling my armpits and breath after that comment, just in case
Cupcakes! applause oh man, my stomach just started growling
The above for the armpit smelling comment!! rolling on the floor laughing
God help me I laughed at the last one
Ample, that is hilarious! rolling on the floor laughing
Just tell him you already have a rash and the antihistamines just don't cut it!
Should find out if he's serious.
Waiting for Gypsy to love me, like:

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also known as 'masterwaiting'
Now that is a great opener, Doc. love

smitten smitten
Ample wave

That was rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
This just in...grin

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“How does a person like me get a date with someone like you?”
Please make your profile page more seasonal by dressing up as Mrs. Claus. Thanks you muchly christmas cool
I think he needs a lot more then a first line. You can't fix stupid. Lol
Mrs. Claus is in da house
What color are your eyes?
Miguel, you’d think that would be easy to answer. My eyes are bluish, greenish, grayish, depending on what I wear. dunno
Forget what I just said about killing Santa, cos of course I am Santa and definitely not an imposter.
Hurry home lovely wifey xx
Santa Baby, I’m waiting for you in the bedroom gift
I'll be hurrying down the chimney tonight. (if Im extra lucky kiss )
Thanks wife. x
I’m so lucky smitten tickle me with that beard, Lover Man!
Ho ho ho, never let me go heart wings
I wouldnt. Its catching you in the first place thats proving challenging ;)
"You must be tired. You keep running through my mind." daydream

Coastie to Leatherneck -
Hope you had a Good'un, Art cheers

cowboy
Thanks, Mic! teddybear
You 2 an item ir is this just Christmas cheer ?cool
Hick

beer
I’m not telling wink
Not even going to tell me? blues moping
Thank you Gypsy, Biff and Miclee for the birthday greetings. I want to especially thank Mimi for letting the world of CS know how old I am. Almost ready for a dirt nap but not quite yet. After we're married Mimi has several trips planned for me so I'll just have to hang on or suffer her wrath. Let the adventures begin.
kiss kiss kiss
uh oh

After s certain age, we want to avoid that dirt nap, Art.
Some variations on the nap - also to be avoided...


hole

cowboy
Art honey, you ain’t going anywhere just yet scold scold scold

Well, at least not until I get tired of you...rolling on the floor laughing

And the only nap you’d be getting are them late morning or afternoon naps, with MiMi snuggling up to you and her hands roaming around freely devil
Aries & Sagittarius...hug
Probably won't "get tired of" scold
grin

Another reason to avoid doing the lawn limbo in the horizontal phone booth.
hole

cowboy
Cheeky Mic! rolling on the floor laughing
What would Elvis be doing now if he was alive?
confused
lightbulb

Clawing the lid of his coffin.

cowboy
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