a lie detector robot
A man bought a lie detector robot which slaps people who lie. He decides to test it during dinner.DAD: Son, where were u today during school hours?
SON: At school Dad. (The robot slaps son!)
SON: Okay, I lied. I went to the movies.
DAD: Which one?
SON: Toy Story. (Robot slaps son again!)
Okay, it was a porn movie.
DAD: What? When I was your age, I didn't even know what porn was. (robot slaps Dad!)
MOM: Forgive him dear, after all he is your son.(Robot slaps Mom!)
Comments (7)
i shoulda seen that coming.
I woudnt have ever dated him if I found out he lied.