Next reincarnation - I want to be a hawk - How abo

A lady who has lived her life in a very abusive and battered marriage was so relieved to find out her husband had just died from a car accident. After burying him, she went to see her Bhiksu - Buddist Priest. The following was their dialogue

L: "You won't believe how elated I am that my husband is dead."
B: " I can fully understand your feelings, madam."
L: "What will my husband reincarnate into in the next life?"
B: "He will reincarnate into a COCKROACH."

The lady left and beginning that day, she stamped on every cockroach she ever laid eyes on.

What would you want to be reincarnated into?

I would love to be reincarnated into a hawk?
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Although I don't believe in reincarnation per se,
I would very much like to come back as me. grin

I do believe our atoms get reassembled into other organic
compositions and that some may become the building blocks of lots of bacteria/fungi/worms, etc.., and eventually animals, but I don't believe we become anything in total.

jim...If every living thing that has ever been on Earth were to come back it would outweigh the Earth tenfold.Where is it,where did it go??Makes you think doesnt it.confused dunno beer
This is my last incarnation.
@Parti atleast u try to come back as lighter as ur cornflakes,if u get chance to be reincarnate acc to ur wish.rolling on the floor laughing laugh just joking parti.@ jim u started collecting charges for reading ur blog so don't u think you should be reincarnated as reserve bank of your country. laugh Jmho.
Hi calli,are u fed up of ur present reincarnation,or u would like to get salvation(getting rid of the vicious circle of birth and death). confused
@Jim, too bad I can't access the video. It has been blocked in Indonesia....confused confused
Maybe a tree :)
@Jana,

An apple tree, a cherry tree?confused
@ru4eva,

Ever thought of being a manta ray - they are delicious to eat you know rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
No some tree which lives thousands of years grin
parti rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
jana...What? shake it and put it back on the table.Whats wrong with that??? confused dunno bouquet
And all the stains on it? And holes burn by cigarettes? confused uh oh roll eyes
@Jana,

Parti's choice is a bit weired but let us respect his wish to become a tablecloth.confused

@Parti,

Would you like to become my tablecloth? I don't have any so I could really use you, you know...laugh laugh laugh confused
Hello jana.teddybear
@Dervish,

That means he(it) won't make a good tablecloth again. Well, I've got to think it over then....laugh
Jana,

Not a bad thought rolling on the floor laughing
Speaking of which, What's your time there?
It's after 7pm here :)
@ Dervish, I am tired of this cycle of life and death, my creator will take me back.
Jana, why u are working as clock today. laugh confusedit is not good. grin
Callio every reincarnation have its own purpose,so don't be tired,you have to score 100 atleast.applause
i would like to be reincarnated as a man again. this time without being judgemental. someone who finds the good in everything. someone who is happy with what life throws at him. a man all women love and want to be with.a man all men want to be . maybe with some faith in something bigger than him. oh yah most importantly rich as hellrolling on the floor laughing
hmmmmmmmm .........................confused



a girls bicycle seat .professor



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