COME JOIN MY DIET LETS LOSE 10 KILOS

I was pouting my lips up in the mirror as usual, thinking oh i've put on a few pounds, but I;m still ok. THEN my girlfriend mailed me photos of us sailing last week, i was in a bikini, on the winch one leg up to get a good pull, and I looked like someone i'd be laughing at if I saw them in a bikini. Bessie Bunter, thats who I looked like. I AM GOING ON A DIET. I couldn't sleep, I was bawling like a fat person and I got to thinking about a few things.
Now I seem to be meeting lots of guys who really like me, but I end up not liking them. Well not liking them is a harsh way to say it perhaps, its rather that I find them not suitable for me. Mostly they are a bit too old, too fat. too poor, lacking vital things such as teeth or a leg, or they might be too impotent. I get a lot of that in the over 55s. I have to test them , because I don't want a life of misery, playing with myself.
I realise why I feel safe to meet these men, and why I always find them unsatisfactory. It is because I AM TOO FAT. ! I get approached by lots of hot guys, but I never meet them because I am afraid of rejection. I subconsciously feel fat, and now consciously so I cant have what i really want for myself. I am wasting my own time......It has to stop, thats my resolution. I am going to lose 10 kilos. I want to look hot the way I used to!
So I got my pills, the type that quells hunger. Trouble is with dieting you always feel hungry, untill your stomach shrinks back. So I take small meals 6 times a day. I dont do much cooking when I am on this diet, its called THE LAZY GRANDMA DIET.
Tomorrow i will have
breakfast, half a cup of meusli with skim milk
mid morn , an apple
lunch, packet liquid soup from the supermarket, followed by a sliced tomato.
mid afternoon, 2 slices rockmelon
Dinner, 2 boiled eggs in a chopped salad, corn , lettuce , chick peas,cucumber and chopped tomato.....use lemon and 2 teaspoons of olive oil.to dress it.
evening snack, zero cal jelly ( jello)
I will take a walk for one hour.
I welcome others to join me on this diet , and welcome tips as well,
My Lazy granny Diet is really good for pooping as well,
Catch you later.