Monday--Mournday!!!!

*Flashback* 3 months back.

8.00 am
I just opened my eyes and looked at the clock. It was 8’o’ clock. *Yawn* Could I feel any more lazier? I wondered if I could leave everything and sleep like there’s no tomorrow, like A Monday never existed.

9.30 am
Sigh!! I find myself dragging myself through the ruthless public transport in the mighty stinky city kolkata wherein I do not smell because of my body odour but because of the fat aunty who is drenched in the rain and her sari clings to me like an irritating ex-boyfriend. And yes my beautiful morning is official spoiled.

MOURNDAY begins!!

ONLY THOUGHT: My employer sucks, someone who makes his employees work on an early lazy Monday morning is a mean boss. The day I have my own company I will get out of this Mourndays and keep a lavish Monday holiday.
bandangggbooommmboommmm *effects that you see in movies when we fast forward*
3 months later
8 am
*Tring Tring*
Me: Hello
Guy on the other side: *Yawn* what?
Me: Dude I just mailed you the business plan and the projections for the year
Guy on the other side: Are you serious? It’s 8 in the morning and it’s a freaking Monday. Can’t you relax?
Me: Dude, It’s a Monday. Let’s tell everyone to come to office early. We gotta get cracking man!!
Guy on the other side: Hangs up *You suck*
9 am
I am hitting a 36 hour shift with Mournday buying Sunday to it’s side and making it a two day disaster for me.


Only Thought: You may change, Life may change..But a Mournday will be a Mournday!! A Mournday is like a fly which keep buzzing around you like a little prick and the more you pay attention to it the more it keeps eating your brains.

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