Job interview questions... :-))

1.Q: Do you know how to drop an egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?

2.Q: How can a man go eight days without sleep?

3.Q: If you throw a red stone in a blue sea what will it become?

4.Q: What looks like half an apple?

5.Q: What can you never eat for breakfast?

6.Q: How can you lift a polar bear with one hand?





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Aswinahug bouquet

jaw drop

Are those now questions for job interviews?crying blues
Answer 1st :drop the egg on concrete with confidence on self and egg(both). grin
Lachi, Beautiebouquet
great to see youreunion I hope all great with you Lasshug
I was surprised when I was told these kind of questions were asked at job interviews for positions in well-known international company grin laugh
2nd :he can go by sleeping eight nights.confused laugh
1. Wrap it in bubble wrap first.

2. He sleeps at night instead.

3. resting at the bottom

4. the other half

5. lunch (or dinner)

6. with an auto jack. (polar bears have paws, not hands).
1. At least I can try do it
2. in his dream he can go even more than 8 days
3. the same as if I throw orange one
4. the second half
5. my lunch and my dinner
6. confused I have teddy bear on my pajamas, but polar dunno


Sorry Aswina! Today I feel myself a little stupid!blushing
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Dervish ... yeah, first answer would be accepted laugh
still not enough for the position ...laugh
GREAT ALL APPLICANTS!
Go on cheering enjoy... of course I am going to post " winning answers" and the kind of position wink angel
3rd:it will obviously remain a blue stone.
Hi pretty Aswinablushing smitten

Now, as for your questions? You dont want me for that job, you want my ex-girlfriend for that job. She can do all those things. She was TOUGH!!!help She also had one inch thick eyebrows... lol laugh
@ Aswina
Answers
1 = You can't crack concrete with an egg rolling on the floor laughing
2 = No Problems, He can sleep at night. rolling on the floor laughing
3 = A wet stone rolling on the floor laughing
4 = The other half.rolling on the floor laughing
5 = Dinner rolling on the floor laughing
6 = It is not a problem, since you will never find a polar bear with one hand. rolling on the floor laughing

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4rth:same as jim replied,good good jim.applause 5th:lunch or dinner.6th :pass the question.Other wise the interwier will think that someone leaked the paper.laugh rolling on the floor laughing
Aswina

Just had two interviews, thank god That I did not get any questions like thesecool dancing I would of been really been looking for the right or exceptable answer or just scratching my headcool frustrated dancing Moat likely tap dancing around the questionwine sad flower wine
Metaloona,great... great.hey buddy who sold u the paper confused laugh handshake
1. throw the boiled egg.
2. i always prefered nights for sleep so even for 80 days i can still manage to stay up.
3. wet
4. another half
5. dinner
6. if the polar bear is standing between me and the job i can surely :)
Well Aswina, I would have given you all the correct answers if these know-it-alls, didn't get here before meprofessor professor I must say that my retired Professorship is now in questions doh doh and I'm not sure if I have a chance with you my Valentinekiss smitten But here's a big hug anywaysteddybear teddybear
Robrt laugh hug
a good attempt wink job interview questions you did not answer, but your post is as usual funny and cool cool laugh thumbs up
Jim, handshake
a manager positon is for you the best but not the one they expected to answer mentioned questions
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Spd bouquet
not bad... not bad cool head banger
South, thumbs up
many questions are just not worth answering very happy
These one were really asked innocent
Karanroy... wave
you will be surprised cool wine
Spring,our profession is the best one... daisy and I would not change...
thanks great Bear Hug to you too teddybear teddybear
AND THE WINNER IS LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.....











METALOONA applause applause applause

Congratulation, you have just become a Creative Manager for .... incballoons wine
DARN IT!!!!frustrated I LOST AGAIN??? Oh well. lol grin
Aswina your so sweet,you change your haircut ..you look great ^^!

Now do you hire me? grin wave
Lazly laugh bouquet
I think you can be really a perspective employee soon giggle lightbulb
Robrt hug teddybear
don´t worry, something crunchy yummi yummi in front of you thumbs up wink
Dear Aswina, Sorry I'm late but as soon as you hear my answer you will change your mind . And the answer is " My great uncle owns this company and if I don't get the job yours will be in jepordy " . I'll bet I just won ! . . . .applause applause applause
shove the job i would rather drive trucks or build houses mumbling
rolling on the floor laughing
Franki cool
I realised you are the best for CEO position- right now, because of your extraordinary persuasion skills cool
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I hope all great with you hug
HeavyHauler
any job, which satisfies you ... is the best!
I wish you a lot of job satisfaction daisy
good luck
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Just a flying visit cool

1 - hard boil it & wrap in padding uh oh

2 - Party dancing

3 - A traffic light underwater rolling on the floor laughing

4 - Half an apple grin

5 - Pizza tongue

6 - Kill it & stuff him with feather's uh oh

and my answers are that I haven't got the job but I like your smile so I'm giving you the job anyway laugh rolling on the floor laughing

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Dear Aswina, I have noticed that you seen to posses an uncanny ability to see things the way they are . I therefoe will recomend that you be in line for the next available promotion . With that winning aditude and an undestanding of the company structure I think you will go far . Welcome to the team . . . cheers
How great I am not HR for any company and I am not forced to pick up people for Creative Manager Position laugh
...because just now I have understood, how many creative managers on CS sites are!
Felix rolling on the floor laughing good answers rolling on the floor laughing spontaneous laugh
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Aswina laugh

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flirty giggle giggle zeah Franki,
I am still learning ... wink laugh
ooops ... y/z trouble has just appeared wink

Felix teddybear irish
Me. Hayz, I am extremely late for the job interview. Not a good trait ei. frustrated cool

Hi Ateh Aswina. rose rose
*this job interview
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Something about pizza for breakfast? (reminds me of college laugh )
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