Aswina

Aswina

Oct 2011

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Promised Jokes for Adamisk

I promised you yesterday, Adam, to post some jokes

Some my fav by famous Chic Murray, I love Scottish Humour

So there I was lying in the gutter. A man stopped and asked '"What's the matter? Did you fall over?" So I said "No. I've a bar of toffee in my back pocket and I was just trying to break it."

I went to the doctor and he told me I only had three minutes to live. I immediately asked if there was anything he could do for me, to which he replied, that he could boil me an egg.

I drew a gun. He drew a gun. I drew another gun. Soon we were surrounded by lovely drawings of guns.

The boat was so old; it must have been launched when Long John Silver had two legs and an egg on his shoulder.

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marina1000●Queensland, Australia

Oct 19, 2011●2 Blogs●327 Comments

LOLOL Aswina

Great jokes!!!!!!!

virgosingle●greymouth, West Coast New Zealand

Oct 19, 2011●409 Blogs●8,106 Comments

I was going to say a funny joke but I couldnt remember the punch line

particolor●Inverell, New South Wales Australia

Oct 19, 2011●9,376 Comments

Virgo..Pity you couldn't remember it, it was probably a Knockout !!!

goodlucktoall●Helsinki, Southern Finland Finland

Oct 19, 2011●38 Blogs●633 Comments

Youhoooooooooooo Aswina, how r u Aswy love

hi and love to all

Goody Goody am :dancing2;
U have a lovely day Aswinalove, Full of joy and happiness

Happiness to my pretty all

AswinaOP●Nitra, Slovakia

Oct 19, 2011●12 Blogs●970 Comments

Marina

welcome, have a lovely day

AswinaOP●Nitra, Slovakia

Oct 19, 2011●12 Blogs●970 Comments

Guys, Virgo and Parti

it takes me a bit time to understand NZ and Australian sense of humour

but I am a good learner

AswinaOP●Nitra, Slovakia

Oct 19, 2011●12 Blogs●970 Comments

GoodLuckie Girl,

nice to see you again!

Have a lovely day and do not forget.... soon your time to get together with... will come

virgosingle●greymouth, West Coast New Zealand

Oct 19, 2011●409 Blogs●8,106 Comments

yes and soon you will be just like us

AswinaOP●Nitra, Slovakia

Oct 19, 2011●12 Blogs●970 Comments

I do not think so... I will never lose my lovely Slavic accent and never get Aussie and Kiwi´s "lightness of being "

particolor●Inverell, New South Wales Australia

Oct 19, 2011●9,376 Comments

Aswina..."Lightness of Being"...Yeah!!! I like that..

You should copywrite that!!...A Classic!!!...

virgosingle●greymouth, West Coast New Zealand

Oct 19, 2011●409 Blogs●8,106 Comments

dont worry you brain has been changing while you are here , and you are a changing ito a universal CS bloger

doomed to forever walk the streets dreaming of far off lands

AswinaOP●Nitra, Slovakia

Oct 19, 2011●12 Blogs●970 Comments

Parti... great I made you laugh

Virgo .... be honest, I sometimes suffer from

"pop eyes" , because of comments and blogs I sometimes read... my CNS ( central nerve system) is influenced by several CS ( commenting s...ts)...

but you guys, are always welcome!

goodlucktoall●Helsinki, Southern Finland Finland

Oct 19, 2011●38 Blogs●633 Comments

Thank uuuuuuuuuuuuu Aswyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy loooooooooooooove
love love love , ur happy Goody loves uuuuuuuuuuuuu Aswiiiiiina

Wish ur wishes for u Aswina in the name of GOD,LOVE. Yeeeeeeeees, laaaaaaaaaaa, laaaaaaaaaaaaaa, laaaaaaaaaaa

Hi Party, Virgo, Hi all, Kiss to u all

Hey all, Ur favorite Goody is everywhere

LOVE U ALL

marijo70●Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK

Oct 19, 2011●1 Blogs●26 Comments

Aswina, thanks for your jokes.....

....

Have a great day!!

AswinaOP●Nitra, Slovakia

Oct 19, 2011●12 Blogs●970 Comments

Marijo

thanks to Chic Murray I just posted, I am really glad, you liked and even couple of seconds... but from heart, you laughed or smiled

You are always welcomed

FirasLion●Brabant, North Brabant Netherlands

Oct 19, 2011●34 Blogs●881 Comments

nice one

AswinaOP●Nitra, Slovakia

Oct 19, 2011●12 Blogs●970 Comments

Firas, another nice....

I admit to spending a fortune on women, booze and gambling. The rest I spend foolishly.

RDM59●Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK

Oct 19, 2011●299 Comments

The divorce settlement seemed fair on paper.
The house was divided 50/50. But she got the inside
and I got the outside.

C.M. ....

AswinaOP●Nitra, Slovakia

Oct 19, 2011●12 Blogs●970 Comments

Great! RDM, that I do not know!

Get into yourself to get yourself out of your self. Then try to lose yourself.

This I love!

Chic´s again... of course

marina1000●Queensland, Australia

Oct 19, 2011●2 Blogs●327 Comments

LOLOL Tangerino

that was hilarious!!!!!

oly23●Dubai, United Arab Emirates

Oct 19, 2011●478 Comments

"My girlfriend's a redhead. No hair, just a red head.
"

ohhh me....it's perfect

JimNastics●Kingston, New Jersey USA

Oct 19, 2011●1,965 Blogs●11,843 Comments

The honeymoon couple left the wedding reception and hailed a cab
to take them to their romantic resort hotel in the mountains.

The driver wasn’t too sure how to get there, so he told the couple he would ask directions,
when they got closer to their destination.

Meanwhile, the lovers couldn’t wait to get busy,
so they got down to business in the back seat.

During the couple’s moment of passion, the cabdriver noticed a fork in the road,
and said, ’’I take the next turn, right?’’

’’Hell no, get your own woman,’’ said the groom, ’’this one’s all mine!’’

AswinaOP●Nitra, Slovakia

Oct 19, 2011●12 Blogs●970 Comments

Tangerino

Marina

Oly

Jim

Thanks all for joke contribution

Enjoy all and have a lovely time!

Tangerino●Benoni, Gauteng South Africa

Oct 19, 2011●29 Blogs●770 Comments

Most enjoyable

thank you Aswina for a great blog

made my day

morgenulv●oslo, Oslo Norway

Oct 19, 2011●43 Blogs●3,230 Comments

My day was made now.

Mayday.

AswinaOP●Nitra, Slovakia

Oct 19, 2011●12 Blogs●970 Comments

Tangerino, my Tango Dancer

you are always welcome

AswinaOP●Nitra, Slovakia

Oct 19, 2011●12 Blogs●970 Comments

Morgenulv

what about " eleven"?

the best sketch from my fav

I adore them, they have made my days, when I need support

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FFRoYhTJQQ

adamisk●raleigh, Mississippi USA

Oct 19, 2011●1,442 Comments

omg aswina those are some great jokes . i love them all .

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