The earth is flat, but that's nothing new!

Ok i know this is an ageold theory, but that don't make it any less true!
Rather to opposite is the case here. Like with wine it only gets better with age.
Ok they did find some old bottles in a sunken ship and i'm not sure it was so good .. but nevermind...
HERE IS THE EVIDENCE!

1) When you're up in a plane and look down.. well, it's kinda flat innit?

2) When water falls on the floor from a cup it ends up in a completly flat puddle. And who can deny that is as flat as an ocean???

3) The earth is endless... as a matter of FACT we can not see the end of it. Still we know its an end out there somewhere where the water falls over, we just can't see it cos it's that far away. Still we know for a fact there is a limit out there. Or are we so stupid we think the water runs in circles...? We all know THAT can't be!

4) Where did the vikings end up do you think?
They are certainly not here anymore. We know for a FACT they were sailors. They must have sailed over the edge,
back when there was no horrorscope to tell the right way to the north star.

5) The dinosaurs. Some say it was a bing bang from a meteor. Have YOU seen that falling star? NO! It was a big piece of land called Pangea in those days (look it up if you don't believe it), It must have been so big it touched one side of the earthly disc (later it got more centered due to the rotation of the earth (NO I DONT MEAN LIKE A FLIPPING COIN, WE'D FALL OF LOOONG TIME AGO IF THAT WAS THE CASE...u think i'm dumb??). So there is no dubt, the tyrannosaurus rex's revolted and drove the rest of the animals off the cliff. They themselves got extinct from starvation.

6) When u run up a hill, and run it down again.. ok, even with little mathematical knowledge you know you have equaled those two out.
In sum they are 0! And that means FLAT!

7) When u fly, say from London to Cape Town
well, underneath u keep the same altitude all the time, the distance down is constant.
when u land u went as many meters down as when u want up, right? yes
AND
while u had the same distance to ground all the time, u flew stright ahead
all the time!!
ok???
see what i mean?

Ok, still not convinced? Then listen to this final convising argument that will wash away any last piece of dubt
like the rolling waves onto a flat beach:
GPS, right? U know those sattelites that fly back and forth aross the sky. No dubt they are accurate. In fact they are so accurate they can tell with 4mm accuracy how far away you are from the G-spot. In most cases pretty far.
Well now, while John Holmes (just to take a random name) drives around in London following his gps and all is a-ok... well, if the earth was so round as they want us all to believe...(haha) don't you seriously think that his brother Philip Holmes driving around in what is supposed to be the opposite side of earth, lets say in australia f.inst. would get a promt msg from his gps: "flip your car back on it's wheels Philip, and drive fast up to the correct side of the planet where you will not slide off!" hahahahaha
Ofcourse that has never happened as we are all on one flat surface naturally!

And don't worry there is a safe fence at the outer perimeter now.
Don't say we havn't learned something from history.