random and useless one liners
Just a collection of one liners that i know,Some serious....
some funny....
(well maybe not that funny)
Some stupid.....
some may even be clever....
To get to the future we must let the present become the past.
Happiness is like a kiss, it MUST be shared before it can be enjoyed.
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on
In a competition of love we'll all share in the victory, no matter who comes first.
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” Don’t answer him
No man is smart, except by comparison to those who know less.
Of all the things you wear, your expression is the most important
Not every successful man is a good father. But every good father is a successful man.
Elevators smell different to midgets.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
feel free to add.......or not......
Comments (7)
don't come back hunt them down and kill them.
Hi Simmo
oh hang on she said if u love some one...im safe Nessa dont love me......
thanks.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
Change is inevitable....except from vending machines.
Everybody repeat after me....."We are all individuals."
Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
It was originally done by Albert King but Darrell Mannsfield also has a good rendition.
Youtube it. You might like it!