Patrick1984
Patrick1984
Barcelona, Catalonia, Spain
Sep 2013
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An emoticonstant Annoyance

I don't like emoticons. There! I said it!

I think the jumping banana is my least favourite. The others seem at least to represent something. He's just a daft, over-energetic plantain wannabe!

SUSPECT#1banana <---- I mean, seriously, what could this anthropomorphic fruit be expressing through the medium of dance that couldn't be expressed in words?

I do also, however, reserve a special bit of hatred for that fat, oversized bear; endlessly spewing forth his grubby pixelated hearts.

SUSPECT#2teddybear <---- You're an insult to bears everywhere. Paddington and Yogi would be ashamed!


I don't know about you, but I feel better already.
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The year was 1984 and the severity of the winter almost seemed to mirror the way in which I was belatedly and unceremoniously brought into being. My (de?)formative years were mostly spent in the dales of Derbyshire, land of the sixth toe, where the m [read more]

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