Cure for Cricket Withdrawal?

I wish I were talking about a problem as trivial and easily fixed as;

'previously having had a plentiful supply of locusts which has now run dry'.

Alas, no. I'm dealing with something far more disturbing.

I speak, of course, of the utter and inexplicable indifference towards the sport of cricket across mainland Europe.

Of all the challenges I've faced as an English ex-pat in Spain, this is surely the most infuriating. How can they not care for the satisfying slap of willow on leather? The subtelties of a DRS referred LBW decision? The ramblings of geriatric commentators?

I have absolutely nobody with whom I can talk about cricket. I've found myself desperately trying to shoehorn it into conversations in Indain or Pakistani run shops and restaurants just to get my fix. Te gusta el cricket? Viste el partido...?

Is there a cure? Can the word of the Gospel of cricket be spread across these heathen lands? Or must I meekly accept this football-centric fate?
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Hiya Patrick. What a surprise! Where have you been? Playing cricket somewhere in Ireland?

A mi no me gusta cricket o calquier otro deporte... lo siento amigo.comfort kiss
Hi Pat,I am a mad EVERTON FC FANrolling on the floor laughing but I also love and play cicket(NO MORE SORRY)but I played some cricket here in Holland?rolling on the floor laughing lots of 4s 2rolling on the floor laughing cheers
Hey Minerva :) Lovely to hear from you! How've you been? Everything all right?

Something like that.... I've been keeping a low profile. Not been feeling very 'bloggy'. Thought I'd break the non-posting cycle with a topic that absolutely nobody is interested in...!
I'm a Sunderland man, myself, scouser - so I can't pour too much scorn on the old football! I'm just suffering from the lack of cricket just now. I need to meet some expats for a knock.
Hahahaha!!!laugh

Maybe you could come over here and teach me? That would sure cure your withdrawal symptoms - and also mine?dunno laugh hug kiss
Min,i love you so much,but can I not talk to anybody else without your nose in itrolling on the floor laughing you must be nearly as talented as merolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing cheers
Really Scousey? Are you jealous by any chance?wink comfort

I wrote a comment on your blog and you just ignored me?

Sorry Patrick, I was the first one to comment on your blog. I would also love to hear your Irish accent?hug
Well Pat,just do the job this weekend kidrolling on the floor laughing here in Holland VAN the man is a GOD I don't believe in godrolling on the floor laughing cheers
Hehe, Minerva! That would depend on what you're suffering withdrawal from. ;)

I'd be more than happy to teach anyone willing to learn the ways of th beautiful game. Probably double the cricket playing population of Spain in one fell swoop too.
Hehe, Minerva! That would depend on what you're suffering withdrawal from. ;)

I'd be more than happy to teach anyone willing to learn the ways of th beautiful game. Probably double the cricket playing population of Spain in one fell swoop too.
I'm afraid my Irish accent had a decidedly English lilt to it! Sorry to disappoint, but I'm the only English Patrick that I know.
Sorry min if I missed you,not intended.you was the next in linerolling on the floor laughing I was too quick againrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing cheers
Irish accent? Do you mean you are not Irish???
Maybe I have mistaken you with all the other Patricks I know???confused laugh

What withdrawal symptom am I suffering from? hummmmm....
Maybe you should read my last blog about the horses, that will answer your question...wink blushing hug
I'm afraid so. I believe I was 'made in Ireland' as it were.... but we don't really talk about it as a family! ;)

I just read your 'tall dark and handsome' horse blog. Ha! It's sweet. It made me laugh. Now the withdrawal is explained!
Pat,dont make me laughlaugh everywhere I go they think I am irishrolling on the floor laughing you machems?hard to understand manrolling on the floor laughing cheers
Haha! A touch of the kettle calling the pot black there, scouser! We're not so bad once you tune your ear in :)
As you see Pat, we all have our "passions"...
I know what yours are - apart from cricket...

What´s your Scousey?giggle giggle
All my best friends happen to be Irish and are called Patrick.

What´s your problem scousey?tongue
Pat,i hope you have not let you accent go now you have gone up in the worldcheers my siblings you would never guess they came from the (POOL)noy heartlepoolrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing cheers
Oh Hartlepool! The old monkey hangers.



Not renowned for their worldliness...
Ok that´s a deal Pat.handshake

What´s the intercambio? cricket lessons, Englishman impersonating an Irish accent in exchange for...? riding lessons?...?....?banana yay yay

Ok... I shall have to sleep on all this. I must go and get my beauty sleep now and dream about those horses...wink smitten
Cool, let's virtually shake on it!

Sleep tight, Minerva x
Min,no problem girl,its good banterlaugh You know I LOVE YOUlips cheers
Min has gone to bed patlaugh I play a golf shot every time I go a round at worklaugh but a golf shot is the same as a cricket drive?they don't know the differancerolling on the floor laughing cheers
My cats truly love the other kind of cricket. It is great fun that lasts hours to pull off just one leg and bat them about as they try to hobble jump away. Almost as good as pulling off four legs of a spider, but they say spiders are tastier. beer
@ Patrick1984 - wave .. There was this guy that went for a walk one fine day, it just so happened that the walk took him along the perimeter of a cricket field where the grass was a little unkempt just before it slopped down to a small brook..... he had only walked a few yards when he came across a cricket ball, wow .... a little further along he found another... wow .. and about ten yards further on he found a dead cricket..... laugh rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

.... grin cheers
Hello nice feet :) It's only boring if you don't get it.... you have to invest some time in it. It's like olives and coffee.... or something...
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