May you be gruntled after reading.

You can imagine my gust on arriving home last night to find an extemely sheveled young woman in my kitchen. You can imagine how appointed I was that the monotony of my usual returning home had been broken. Despite my being a rather dolent cleaner, the state of my kitchen was rather peccable and so she left as quickly as she had come. Thankfully, the whole expeience was effable so I'm able to relate it to you now.

Obviously this is utter nonsense, but before you reach for the dictionary in order to define the exact subset of nonsense to which it belongs, let me save you some time.

They're not in the dictionary. These strange little 'unpaired' words exist only in the negative. One, for example, could be 'digruntled', but never 'gruntled'. What a funny language Englih is!
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So I take it you charged this lady, that caused the use of appropriate language grin
Haha! Yes, indeed. I was so turbed that I charged her instantly.
or should that be 'not stantly'?
She must have appeared rapidly through the door dancing
She was obviously capable of doing the work probably due talking cessantly whilst not doing it laugh rolling on the floor laughing
....fortunately, I think I'll get over it. The scars are delible.
Well Patrick, I don´t know...?dunno confused

It may sound like English, but it´s not?
I know it is not Irish either, nor French, Spanish or German...doh help

Are you by any chance suffering from withdrawal symptomms of any kind?dunno comfort
Are we on to breakfast now? I was just getting use to the after work dinner she should have served you.
Haha, yeah it's breakfast time now. Making my own this morning, I'm afraid!
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The year was 1984 and the severity of the winter almost seemed to mirror the way in which I was belatedly and unceremoniously brought into being. My (de?)formative years were mostly spent in the dales of Derbyshire, land of the sixth toe, where the m [read more]

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