Im stone broke this Christmas,

I was thinking very strongly about robbing a bank. But then I thought.
By the time I got the appropriate degree in accountancy or business studies, Christmas would be long over. laugh dancingsanta snowman
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Rob a bank? Don't do it!laugh


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God bless, my friend!wave
Itchy. He's already got you a present! It doesn't come in a box though!laugh rolling on the floor laughing
Oh, I forgot Itchy... The special kiss that you wanted? well, I hear he's an expert at it!thumbs up laugh
uh oh ....I hear you want to do a bank job conversing uh oh a mate of mine may be able to help you out there detective he knows where there's one going, it's a piece of cake ....... with every tea & coffee you serve in the boardroom laugh rolling on the floor laughing beer
OH,oh, Nonsmoker is going to rob a bank without telling me.sigh
I too need some of the shiny coins, so I wanna come too. Can I?
Dedo,
I'm actually in the queue to make a withdrawal since your comment
rule one of the bank Customer charter.
"treat them mean and keep them keen"
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Calleis,
you have a special holiday too, wave
serendipity.
wow I never seen a twenty before. laugh

Have a nice Christmas season With those closest to your heart wave wave
pepper,
Come in pepper. There's been a hold up at the bank,
seems they have no real money to speak of but are willing to extend Credit at 13% PA dunno

And I thought I was robbing them laugh
Minerva,
gift that's for you. Happy Christmas wave
Zman,
Finally. My chance to dish out some lumps to the financial institutions coffee2
Welela,
You can supply the ski masks laugh
Thanks for the present Non. You managed to fit it in such a small box? Or, is it Pandora's box?wink laugh teddybear santa waving
can I be the drivermotorcycle a bit of REDEX grin in the tank and a good getaway is assured.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Sorry RED,
That spot is gone already.
I think we are still looking for a good distraction plan.
Any Ideas. wave
@Minerva

Make sure your wearing your protection when opening wink
a degree wont help you, you got the wrong personality.
unless your pisces, but you may be intelligent intuitive scorpio, in that case a degree wont help you. give it up.
cause life wants you to be a hard worker, not a thinker and user.
pisces wont allow it, thats his role.

merry christmas
Heya Non,

over here! wave me again..
hey listen, eh I was just joking with that "buying stuff on credit" comment.. err you know that, right? uncertain

now, to rob a bank, i can distract the guard by coming by and showing him the 'Tag' I tore off of a new mattress! Yeah!
They'll be so busy trying to capture me for that crime, that you and whomever can sneak in the bank and do your thing. Oh, by the way, that telller girl at window 3 is a cutie.

Awww-rright! Sound like a plan? lol grin
whtwhb
laugh Thats the wisest thing anyone has said on this whole blog laugh
Have a great Christmas friend. wave
confused Hmmmm....

Nice....I'm looking for accomplice in a similar industry...

NoooooooN?...

smoking
Well, I don't know about you guys, but I'll be off flying to London in a couple of hours... I don't want anything to do with this and don't want to be seen on the crime scene!doh
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Protection Non? Do I need some? Are there any explosives in the parcel? I'm gonna have all the sniffers after me!!!doh laugh

Wish you all good luck and a Merry Christmas! dancingsanta santa waving

P.S. Keep me inform of the jail's address so I can visit you in the new yearlaugh rolling on the floor laughing teddybear
Minerva kiss thank you...

Happy travel and Merry Christmas

(We'll wait for you snowed in there... giggle )


wine
fotinia,
Count me in thumbs up
Minerva,
Safe journey, And have a good Christmas and new year, just in case we dont see you till next year. wave wine
Now who has money this time of the year?laugh

And next month when the credit cards must be paid it will be even worse.doh

Too much wine and too much song...rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Catfoot,
Who indeed, I think the managers take the money from the banks home with them. I mean Mrs Manager has to look good at Christmas laugh
Non Yep ! handshake

Cat !

mumbling What the hell are you doing here!!!...

we now dangerous company for you...

pointing Go home cute...
fotinia,
Catfoot is the look out guy,
An imperative part of any good plan dunno
There is some advantage to robbing a bank. You do not need to count the money. You can read it in the news paper.

And if it does not correspond with what you have you can start blackmailing the bank manager too.rolling on the floor laughing
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and I will receive compensation for discrepancy...

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mumbling Non... you do not understand...

I'm worried about him...

Cat tongue
You just need a better 'stone'!

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chame1eon,
Thats nice ice wow
But to Hard to cut 8 ways Maybe I'll go try a solo career after the job. grin
Solo doesn't drive the getaway car. rolling on the floor laughing
oh, a diamond, ye, thats a good idea to hide your money, apparently those ex - ra machines cant pick up a diamond.
unless thats changed now.
chame1eon,
I'll go get a laser wine
Luke,
If you cant beat them, join them wave laugh
chame1eon.
What did that poor little guy do ?
well them banks robbed me Non and am gonna square things up with them later for certain.have to bide my time for now but the early procedeures are in place.

always remember the old saying Non...when the going gets tough the tough get going (ps.this dosn't mean migrationlaugh).

happy xmas to you and the kids Non. santa waving
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