What Kind Of Friend Are U?
heya all CS Friends, i received a text from a friend today n i thot i share it with u all here. it may sound kinda vulgar and maybe offensive to some ... but its all for fun. I hope u have a good laugh and enjoy (or not) it but pls dont shoot me down, OK? ... i dont mean any harm ....A friend is like a pen*s, he stands up for u in times of need.
A genuine friend is like a bra, she supports u at all times.
A faithful friend is like a condom, he protects u from all harm
A loving friend is like a virg*na, she accommodates u fully despite the size of your problem
what kind of friend are u? Pen*s, bra, condom or a virg*na.. ??
Do u know that a pen*s is the greatest breakfast ever? It has a mushroom head, a sausage body, two eggs and milk which provides nutrients. Thus making ladies healthy and full for 9 months. Besides it has 3 good manners :
1) Its very courteous, it stands up before every performance
2) It is very emotional, it weeps during performance and
3) It is very polite, it bows after each performance
i had a good laugh after reading this and thot there is some truth in the message ....
Comment if u want, but dont be upset with me. i am going to bed now ... good night all and have fun blogging ....
cheers
Comments (12)
What do we have here, a true expert on the male reproductive system.
I'll know which doctor to consult when I get problems.
OMG..OMG...OMG
Thanks for the fun