Marriage joke!
There was a man who said, "I never knew what happiness was until I got married...and then it was too late!"
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
They say when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage, it is self-defense.
When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married, and now he is going through hell.
This has taken from a website. Not my own idea but I find it funny.
Comments (10)
I haven't been married for 35 years and I would have to say that the first one..."and then it was too late" really pretty much was what I experienced.
Oscar Wilde
Good ones.
that is my day aha
Before you put that ring on her finger you have the chance to dump her if she starts causing problems...and she knows it, so she's as nice as she can be, once that ring is on, she starts showing her true self, and there's really nothing much the guy can do about it much...Yes it's like going through hell.
He keeps asking himself "What have I done? or Why me Lord? What have I done to deserve this?