"SOME THINGS THAT ARE OLD"..("MICLEE"S 21st CENTURY")
Some Things.......................... In This World................... Are So Old .............................."When We Were Kids?"........................................ (You Can Something In................If You Care To.................. From Here).(This Blog Is Rated "G"...General Audiences)
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"They Make A Killing".......That Photo Of Peter Palagis Truck?"...."What Followed Him Was His Brother"
"His Brother With The Exact Same Model Saying..."Tony Palagi"
"Now?...Today?"......Their Grand Children Are Keeping The Tradition Alive"
"Still With The Same "Ding Ding Ding Bell"..That They Pull With A Chord"
"One Guy I Know... Who Has An Ice Cream Business..... Has 20 Trucks That Go Out"
"And in Just 1 Season?............."He Makes 750,000 Dollars"
"And We All Know That Nobody Claims Everything That They Make".............
"Fruits And Vegetables"
"Out Of The Back Of His 1959 Ford Galaxy Station Wagon"
"You Could Hear Him Yelling From The Other Block"
"Apples! Peaches! Tomatoes,,Cucumbers Pears!!!!"
(Yelling The Same Thing... Over And Over)............................
Bob is unemployed and applies for a job as a janitor at Microsoft.
A manager at Human Resources interviews him in detail then asks him to wipe a few floors as a test.
"OK," says the interviewer,
"you're hired. Just give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the necessary documents."
Bob says that he doesn't have a computer, so obviously has no e-mail address.
The Microsoft interviewer tells him that without an e-mail address he virtually doesn't exist, so the company is unable to hire him.
Disappointed and frustrated, Bob leaves the building with only 10 dollars in his pocket. He decides to go to the nearest supermarket and buy 10 pounds of tomatoes.
He sells the tomatoes door-to-door and within two hours has doubled his capital.
He repeats the process three times and ends up with 160 dollars.
Realizing that he can make a living this way, Bob works hard from early morning to late at night.
Every day, he doubles or even triples his capital.
After a short time, he buys a small van, then a truck, and soon he has an entire fleet for his deliveries.
Within 5 years, Bob has established one of the largest food retail chains in the USA.
He decides to think about his future and wants to get a financial plan drawn up for himself and his family.
He contacts a financial consultant and they compile a pension plan.
At the end of the discussion, the consultant asks Bob for his e-mail address in order to send him the corresponding documents, only to hear that Bob still does not own a computer and has no e-mail address.
"That's weird," says the consultant.
"You have built up a massive retail empire and you don't even have an e-mail address.
Just imagine what you would have achieved if you'd had a computer."
Bob thinks for a minute, then says:
"I'd be a janitor at Microsoft."
And...It Shall Achieve A Rating Of"
"3 Rollling Guys"
"And 2 Chuckles"...
"So?...He Went To See A Doctor"
"Within A Month?...The Doctor Had Cured Him Of Worrying"
"So?...The Guy Left... And Was About To Get In His Car In The Parking Lot"
"When The Doctor Yelled From The Entrance Door"
"Heh!!!..."You Forgot To Pay The Bill!!!!"
"And The Guy Yelled Back"
"Its Okay...Im Not Worried About It!!!!
"And Drove Away"....................................
Apple Computer.
"That ...That Computer?"
"Was One Of The Very First"
"Lap Top Type...(I Think).........................
"The Coca Cola Company Was Appproached By"
"The Owwner Of Pepsi Cola"
"The Owner Of Pepsi Cola?.... Asked If Coca Cola Wanted To By Him Out"
(As He Wasnt Doing Very Good At The Time
)
"The Owner Of Coca Cola Laughed At Him And Said...... "No Way"
"Coca Cola.............. Isnt Laughing Any More"...............................
"The Old Black And White Television"
"You Had To Wait For The Tubes In The TV To Warm Up"
"Before The Picture Would Finally Come"...........................
"She Died At Age 43 Due To A... "Parasitic Wasp"... That Attacked Her.... And Killed Her"
Difficult to believe there was a time like that and you went by the stagecoach.
I do admire spiders for the intricate webs they are able to spin.............
"Every Road Or Highway?"
"Was Paid For....But Still Taken"..
"From Private Land Owners"
"By........ "Eminent Domain"..........................