VivianLee
VivianLee
Feb 2015
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Maths and love - there's a link -

Ever looked at your X and wondered Y? rolling on the floor laughing

Well, not so much a link as a joke. Algebra doesn't often make me laugh, but then I'm easily amused.

Don't go! Another joke -

Sex is like maths, it really is. Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and hope to hell you don't multiply.

Okay I ran out of maths jokes.


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VivianLee
VivianLeeOP●Livingston, Lothian, Scotland UK
Feb 5, 2015●89 Blogs●796 Comments
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Once or twice I have said things that some people instantly assume relate to my personal life so just adding a note - I am still smitten and have no exes I wish to electrocute. hug hug heart beating
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wenever
wenever●perry, Florida USA
Feb 5, 2015●89 Blogs●2,159 Comments
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your math is ok. it adds up....like the one about the chair,,rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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VivianLee
VivianLeeOP●Livingston, Lothian, Scotland UK
Feb 5, 2015●89 Blogs●796 Comments
#3
Just remembered an old graffiti one - not really maths but hey it is numbers -

1 1 was a racehorse
2 2 was 1 2
1 1 1 1 race and
2 2 1 1 2
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VivianLee
VivianLeeOP●Livingston, Lothian, Scotland UK
Feb 5, 2015●89 Blogs●796 Comments
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Haha Wenever did your eyes light up?
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VivianLee
VivianLeeOP●Livingston, Lothian, Scotland UK
Feb 5, 2015●89 Blogs●796 Comments
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Another graffiti one. You may have to read this one out loud. On the other hand, for those who always talk like this -

O O A Q I C I 8 2 Q B4 I P
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wenever
wenever●perry, Florida USA
Feb 5, 2015●89 Blogs●2,159 Comments
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you are to much today rolling on the floor laughing and yes my eyes did light up..cool
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KNenagh
KNenagh●Aachen, Kilkenny Ireland
Feb 5, 2015●3 Blogs●3,678 Comments
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I hate maths but they are good Vivian. laugh wave
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postneoludite
postneoludite●West Vancouver, British Columbia Canada
Feb 6, 2015●53 Blogs●339 Comments
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What did the fresh French elephant say to the zebra?

"Take off ze bra"






Nothing to do with math, but you got me think...
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postneoludite
postneoludite●West Vancouver, British Columbia Canada
Feb 6, 2015●53 Blogs●339 Comments
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edison324
edison324●bulgaria, Lancashire, England UK
Feb 6, 2015●45 Blogs●260 Comments
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very close but it should read L O L O A Q I C I 8 2 Q B 4 I P ,,and for the those that do not get it ,,, it is as follows,,hello hello a queue i see i hate to queue before i pee,,,
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VivianLee
VivianLeeOP●Livingston, Lothian, Scotland UK
Feb 6, 2015●89 Blogs●796 Comments
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Haha Edison you frequent more upmarket public loos than I do, it seems laugh
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VivianLeeOP●Livingston, Lothian, Scotland UK
Feb 6, 2015●89 Blogs●796 Comments
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Post, you heard the one about the zebra rescued by a farmer and turned out onto his land? She trotted round, utterly intrigued by the hens and pigs and cows, asking each 'what do you do?' and fascinated by their replies. Then she spotted the ploughhorse and went over, 'hey, what do you do?'

He eyed her for a moment, then said 'take off the silly pjs and I'll show you'
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zmountainman●Motril, Andalusia Spain
Feb 6, 2015●107 Blogs●7,852 Comments
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Y = zero professor
A mathematician friend's X left him but he didn't know Y, until he check the balance on their joint bank account, zero laugh rolling on the floor laughing laugh
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edison324
edison324●bulgaria, Lancashire, England UK
Feb 6, 2015●45 Blogs●260 Comments
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ha ha viv about the loos where i live now you would not have a problem with queuing here that is for sure as most women wait until they get home as your aim has to be spot on ie nowhere to sit just take aim and fire ha ha
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ekself
ekself●Onehorsetown, Eastern Cape South Africa
Feb 6, 2015●1 Blogs●1,711 Comments
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Thanks Edison...I was sitting here for how long trying to figure that one out. laugh
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