How to Not be a Good date/Companion
1. Don't brush your teeth.2. Dress for distress.
3. Under do perfume or cologne.
4. Over do perfume or cologne.
5. Talk endlessly and not listen.
6. Don't say anything at all.
7. Never listen and ignore their presence.
8. Spit when you speak.
9. Do not wipe off the drool.
10. Let them know you are a virgin or a sex maniac.
11. Do not use your manners.
12. Act like a wild animal.
Need I go on, but I must stop for now....Please comment, TY.
Call me crazy! D.
Comments (19)
I'm guilty of almost all of 'em!!
Now I know why I never get that call for the second date.....
#4 Thinking that putting on too much cologne would have them smelling like a perfume shop
#8 i couldnt stop laughing...i would normal stand so far while he talks or i just walk away..
#7 i find such people annoying!!!!!!
Great list iluvisis1...il remember not to date anyone with those traits hahahahaha
However #1, #11 and #12 normally happens after living in together
That sounds like #14 to me :yuck:
Maybe #15 should be....don't pass gas!
Amorn asked you a very good question. Are you ISIS? Are you or are you a sympathizer? Would like to know!
Its the only way to know who somebody is............