VivianLee
VivianLee
Mar 2015
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One of my favourite jokes

(I know, you probably heard it already, but some jokes are worth hearing again.)

After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV. But hey I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl.

Now .... I have a $750,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 73-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems!
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Angelpepper
Angelpepper●Glen Ellyn, Illinois USA
Mar 12, 2015●9 Blogs●10,202 Comments
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Viv.
.......rolling on the floor laughing
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Amornthep
Amornthep●Jakarta, Indonesia
Mar 12, 2015●4 Blogs●828 Comments
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rolling on the floor laughing oy..oyy..ooyyythumbs up
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Cocheta
Cocheta●unknown, Western Cape South Africa
Mar 12, 2015●2 Blogs●639 Comments
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The wisdom of older woman... classic laugh
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VivianLee
VivianLeeOP●Livingston, Lothian, Scotland UK
Mar 12, 2015●89 Blogs●796 Comments
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Haha I think one of the reasons I like the joke so much is that they have this great relationship where they can say things like that. Wham! Pow! and back to buddies rolling on the floor laughing
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Cocheta
Cocheta●unknown, Western Cape South Africa
Mar 12, 2015●2 Blogs●639 Comments
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After 50 years of marriage he won't be able to do anything without her approval anyway. Force of habit laugh
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teenameena
teenameena●mumbai, Maharashtra India
Mar 12, 2015●370 Blogs●1,548 Comments
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laugh ............
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VivianLee
VivianLeeOP●Livingston, Lothian, Scotland UK
Mar 12, 2015●89 Blogs●796 Comments
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Hans, brilliant! laugh laugh laugh laugh
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Dreamcatcher99
Dreamcatcher99●Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
Mar 12, 2015●60 Blogs●2,344 Comments
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Viv thumbs up laugh laugh laugh

And you too, Hans thumbs up laugh laugh laugh

Thanks you for my morning chuckles dancing
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ekself
ekself●Onehorsetown, Eastern Cape South Africa
Mar 13, 2015●1 Blogs●1,711 Comments
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Love that joke too...rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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