Something to giggle in the morning

Hi
How are you doing ? i just came across your profile,i think i like your profile so i decided to write you a quick line to say hello, by the way my name is William Clinton and i will like to know more about you, I seldom online here,or you may drop me your email address as can write to me at (william.clinton70@hotmail.com) to enable us to keep in touch. TQ

Hi
How are you dear? i just came across Your profile, so i decided to write you a quick line to say hello, by the way my name is Cedric Vangal, i live and work here in UK. I will like to know more about you, I seldom online here, so you may drop me your email address or you can reply to me at (vangal.cedric15@hotmail.com) to enable us to keep in touch. Looking forward to hearing from you. (vangalcedric70@hotmail.com)

See how similar it is?
- came across your profile
- decided to write you a quick line to say hello
- by the way my name is
- I will like to know more about you
- I seldom online here
- to enable us to keep in touch

Now is there a template message online where one who does not know what to say in first message can copy and paste lol

Oh here's what I reply to both:

Hi,

Thank you for your message. The thing is I get suspicous everytime I get a message asking my email in a first message because it always turn out that the person is a scammer. Been here for 4 years and met number of scammers, 2 from them are from UK. *they both are from UK*

Now, do you have any link online where I could read something about you and validate that you are a real person? I'd love to get to know you more too.

Let's see whether they will reply me or not.