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Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.
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Comments (25)

So Stephanie's marriage didn't work out, but the next guy's did. I do like a happy ending.
What's this, though, a blog by Elegsabiff which doesn't beg for comment?

Well, firstly I am quite happy making all my own comments if I have to. Not for nothing have I been accused of being a bit talkative blah

Secondly, here's a point of discussion for those who read comments.

Women weren’t created to do everything a man can do. Women were created to do everything a man can’t do.

Discuss.

Or not. I'm just winding down after work and gearing up towards my evening and this is as good a way of making the transition as any grin
Biff applause

It's almost 3am here. Can't sleep so I've decided to apply some home-made mask all over my face and body....grin
you should try the oul buttermilk its good stuff
egg-whites? honey? porridge?

And a rubdown afterwards with a handful of sugar? devil
JJ wave

Buttermilk is a rare commodity here and a tad expensive too.
writing makes notes ...
And oops didn't even check my other blog before posting this, thanks for the last few comments wave
Hmmmm......are you following any beauty tips in particular?

For the longest time, I had severe skin pigmentation on both my arms and after using few rounds of this cow dung lookalike paste, the spots on both my arms are miraculously lightened. yay
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww emergency cute alert!
DC, it's late. Go to sleep. scold
Why Biff, I thought freckles are cute?!?!? confused

My 17 year-old daughter even used an eyeliner to create some on her face!! laugh
wave Hi Biff, is cyber strangling against the site rules?
I desire to buy new clothes( It's been a while). Frozen Pizza
againmoping wanna dance?dancing
You askin'?

Then I'm dancin' -
DC, freckles you can wash off are probably cute. sigh
cool Yeah, got the Moody Blues on.cool
Mmmm they do some nice slow snogging numbers? Yeahhhhhh.

Tell me which, and I'll post it up
Knights in White Satin anyone?head banger
Snog CITY

2 for 1...

Wanting to swap one 50 year old woman for two 25 year old women!cool
Molly - when in doubt say yes. It tends to be far more interesting. devil
Calleis, I'll take two! rolling on the floor laughing
Sola, are you sure?

Two 25 year-olds = 2 mums in law around the same age as the woman you just cashed in?

Oh, riiiiiiiiiiiight. Four for the price of one! :impressed face:

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